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Corona virus

The corona virus is a virus that screwed up every single human’s little pretty life. It caused everything in the world to drop down the scale from 50% to 2%. It also caused people to turn into bitchy Karen’s and into skeletons that aren’t alive anymore. It screwed up all of those innocent peoples lives and also destroyed George Floyd. I think it also caused Koby Bryant to die even though he died in a helicopter crash. It literally gave karma to the entire world. Poor little children and adults and old people have to be quarantined or are suffering from this virus. FUCK YOU COVID-19
by MrFabulousSpideyMan November 14, 2020
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Corona Conscious

The sacred few that actually took Coronavirus seriously during the 2020 Coronavirus Pandemic. This also includes the communities or individuals who actually care who gets the Coronavirus and where/who they get it from.
“I am not particularly Corona Conscious because I live alone and I never go out anyways.”

Nursing Homes are very Corona Conscious because of their elderly patients.
by Quarateen14!? November 15, 2020
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corona

bat eating fat nonce ate a bat and made us all stay at home for nearly a year now
corona is here because a fat neek ate a bat
by Ahmed the sexy November 16, 2020
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Corona

The end to us all...and the end of my straight A’s
Corona made my school shut down and now Im doing online school so I’m failing all classes
by You pesudonym November 20, 2020
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Corona Light

A coronavirus vaccine. Similar to how a light beer allows people to drink without getting drunk, a coronavirus vaccine allows the recipient to gain immunity from the corona without developing the associated disease.
Bruh I really should have gotten the corona light... now I have the corona extra from fucking jane!
by Very high 420 November 23, 2020
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coronacrazy

When you’re absolutely convinced that every time you are in public you will contract the virus known only as CoRoNa and will most certainly DIE
My bf: My Mom won’t let me see you because you just went to the grocery store so you probably have corona...
Me: OMG your mom is so coronacrazy!!!
by ExcellentShine7175 November 23, 2020
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Cordon Sanitaire

From the French 'sanitary cordon', the meaning of CORDON SANITAIRE varies by vernacular context as follows:
1) In medicine, CORDON SANITAIRE is the restriction of movement of people into or out of a defined geographical area, such as a neighborhood, town, region, or country, originally denoting a barrier used to stop the spread of infectious diseases. See Example 1.

2) In politics, CORDON SANITAIRE is the refusal to cooperate with certain political parties. Often this is because the targeted party has an ideology perceived as unacceptable or extremist. See Example 2.
3) In international relations, CORDON SANITAIRE is used generally to describe a set of buffer states that form a barrier against a larger, ideologically hostile state and specifically as a metaphor for ideological containment referred to "the system of alliances instituted by France in post-World War I Europe that stretched from Finland to the Balkans" and which "completely ringed Germany and sealed off Russia from Western Europe, thereby isolating the two politically 'diseased' nations of Europe", the latter being the phrase's paramount use. In this sense, CORDON SANITAIRE is synonymous with the term 'limitrophe state(s)'. See Example 3.
Example 1: If turds were used as brick and mortar, the White House could erect a CORDON SANITAIRE surrounding Washington, D.C. to protect the nation's capital from COVID-19, thusly protecting Emperor Donniegog Turdstain from the virus--not to mention building His Excellency's 'Immigrant Wall w/ Mexico' at the cost of spent waste.*
Example 2: Despite endangering the U.S. (and world) on a daily basis, perpetrating crimes of treason, running candidates on a platform of hate and National Socialistic dogma, the Democratic Party refuses to place a CORDON SANITAIRE around the Republican Party in order to stymie the GOP's Moscow-supported, FSB-assisted, ongoing coup d'état of the U.S. government and concomitant levers of power with such an encirclement simultaneously fending off neo-fascist efforts at destroying democratic institutions both nationally and globally.

Example 3: Should current political and socio-economic trends in the U.S. continue, the Dominion of Canada will be forced to consider creating a CORDON SANITAIRE with her southerly neighbor in the good faith of shielding her denizens from the USA influenza strain, the first isolated flu varietal known to cause shear stupidity, inexplicable gullibility, and general ignorance in over 95% of observed patients.

*Please note: 'Spent waste' does NOT refer to Jared Kushner, Ivanka Trump, or radioactive waste. Preemptive apology for any confusion this may have caused to sufferers of USA flu or the organically smooth brained.
by sawtelle81 November 30, 2020
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