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Definitions by ExcellentShine7175

mansplain 

When a man attempts to explain, make a suggestion, give advice, or come to a conclusion on a topic highly pertaining to something females are much more well-versed in. Such topics include, but are not limited to: female anatomy, women’s clothing and shoes, beauty products, etc.

Some use the term “mansplaining” in every context in which a male tries to explain something he is not an expert in. As the author of this definition, I believe the word should be more exclusive to when males try to explain something relating to females.
Him: No, girls pee out of their vagina!
Her: Are you trying to mansplain my own anatomy to me! You bigot! Girls pee out of their urethra, which is another hole separate from the vagina!

Him: Girls only wear high heels because they’re insecure about their height and wish they were taller.

Her: Don’t try to mansplain why I chose to dress this way! Some women wear heels because they feel like a BOSS BITCH in them! Slay queen
mansplain by ExcellentShine7175 August 3, 2023

keefer neefer 

My dad: I’m losing my hair because of all my chemo. You know, keefer neefer!
Me: What?
My dad: Yeah, keefer neefer!

coronacrazy 

When you’re absolutely convinced that every time you are in public you will contract the virus known only as CoRoNa and will most certainly DIE
My bf: My Mom won’t let me see you because you just went to the grocery store so you probably have corona...
Me: OMG your mom is so coronacrazy!!!
coronacrazy by ExcellentShine7175 November 23, 2020

favoritist 

My boss is a favoritist - he likes some employees better than others.
favoritist by ExcellentShine7175 October 6, 2019