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pineapple condom

when you stick your penis in a pineapple then wrap it in a pizza
hold on dude, i gotta put on my pineapple condom"
by a waffle maker June 20, 2024
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Condom Comment

A condom a day, keeps the unwanted pregnancies away.
Person 1: Yo, do you know what a Condom Comment is?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: A condom a day, keeps the unwanted pregnancies away.
Person 2: WOAH
Person 1: Now you stay safe my young ones. Don't get into too much trouble now.
by vodkvh July 21, 2019
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Condom Shame

When a person feels embarassment when buying condoms. This was very common in most of us the first several times we ever bought condoms. we would hesitate forever before picking up the box or pack and going over to pay for them. Or worse, some stores had them behind the counter, so we had to ask. WE would hesitate, stammer, stutter before working up the courage. Eventually most people do get over Condom Shame. Condom Shame is perfectly natural, due to our conditioning when growing up that sex is 'naughty' or 'dirty'.

Even being over Condom Shame, you can still possibly experience Condom Shame once in awhile. I, Ted Rimmel Jr once suffered condom shame years after being over Condom Shame. I go into the pharmacy to buy condoms. I have 2 boxes each of ultra thin and of ribbed for her pleasure. A girl who knows me somewhat is the cashier. There is a line behind me as I go to checkout. The conversation went "Hi Ted" "Hi." "You planning a big special weekend are ya?" "No". Girl says as she taps on condom boxes "Come on, I can see." I said "Well yes, it is a very big weekend." The girl picks up the condoms, rings them up. As she rings them up she proceeds to tell me (somewhat loudly)"Aww Ted I KNOW your mother is absolutely going to love you using these with her. Truly." There I was suffering an episode of Condom Shame.
"What took you so long in the pharmacy? You were just going to pick up a couple things."
"Well I had to buy condoms, and it took me awhile to work up the courage. I guess I was suffering from a bad case of Condom Shame."
by Ted Rimmel Jr December 4, 2024
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2 Boxes of condoms and a twix wrapper

A badass song by Utah metalcore band Servants of the sentience and it is about living in an apartment and jacking off
Fuck yeah 2 boxes of condoms and a twix wrapper is badass
by anonymous December 1, 2023
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consent condom

consent condom a condom that need 4 hands to open
ay did you bring the consent condom
by m0nkey4o4 lul December 15, 2022
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Dry Condom Pants

word used to describe those cotton leggings that ALL inner-city females wear
Her dry condom pants were so tight, you could see her granny panty line.
by Cat Eyez May 17, 2011
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Condom xl

An extra large condom that’s really big
Hey my condom xl broke while I was inside my gurl now I’m a father das right
by Bootymaster696969696969 August 8, 2019
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