apple computer

a computer that is made of apple

this apple computer doesnt work. perhaps it is Bcoz it is made of apple.

by Anonymous July 3, 2003

communazis

The plural of people who are both Communists and Nazis. See Communazi.

"Greenpeace and PETA are fucking Communazis."

by That One Guy From Over There May 11, 2008

Spontaneous Human Combustion

When a person, or Republican, randomly bursts into fire.

"Spontaneous Human Combustion can strike anyone, anytime, any--sic"

by Jacob The Just December 28, 2005

compusmack

Compusmack: v. To totally own a person, place, or thing while engaged in internet discussions or battling in online games.

Zero4 and his clan We Are Peons were compusmacked by American Gangsters in the quakeworld tournament.

by admin January 22, 2003

computer semi-literate

A person half-dedicated to leaving the internet strewn with liter and garbage.

Percy is a computer semi-literate, he only half-heartedly flames, spams and trashes chat sites.

by megnao flimpis August 1, 2003

Computer Time

That warp in the space-time continuum that happens when you get on the computer "for a few minutes" to check your email and the next time you look at the clock, it's 4 hours later. Similar to what happened to people in the movie "Looker".
Also akin to the NFL minute.

Man: "Honey, I'll be up for dinner in a few minutes, I've got to check my email."

Woman: "You said that last night. By the time you check your email, read the headlines, check your stocks, play Zuma, look for car parts on eBay, watch a few YouTube videos and download music to your iPod, it'll be midnight! A few minutes in 'computer time' is like a few years in dog years!"

Man: "True dhat!"

by Turkey Trot April 3, 2011

Computerology

Computerology is the science and knowledge of computers.

He knows everything about computers! He took 5 years of Computerology in college.

by Scootermom June 14, 2011