Valley Collaborative

The place you don’t want to be.

Oh yeah, I know Valley Collaborative. You won’t come out of their bathrooms alive.

by Mr. Old October 21, 2022

pizzazz collage

An unintentional design scheme put together by adding elements that stand out from other concepts and putting them together.

This pizzazz collage makes me feel like I'm sitting in a room cut out of 50 different magazines.

by anonymous November 11, 2022

Polo Collar Criminal

Millennial/Gen-X male (usually white) who is not highly skilled and doesn’t come from family money but has a nice car, nice house/apartment & disposable income. Typically involved insurance fraud or MLM’s or direct marketing. Almost never prosecuted.

How does Brad spend 3 hours at Lifetime Fitness everyday and drive a 5 series BMW? He’s a polo collar criminal bro…

by JG500 August 27, 2022

White Collar Sleepover

An out of town conference that you attend for work.

John: Remember that White Collar Sleepover we went to last year? We got so drunk, man.

Porter: You mean the International Tourism and Travel Show, the largest 3 day conference in the world?

John: Uch, nobody remembers seminars or conferences, sleepovers are forever.

by Mike109999 September 6, 2022

Giant collapsing toy time

A group of massive, cum covered, 7’ 9”+ lesbians use 2’+ sized dildos and vibrators to please each other till each girl collapse and pass out from pleasure or pain

The video of the middle school volleyball team having giant collapsing toy time was so great and I was so hard till one of the players collapsed from blood loss as she didn’t tell the others she was on her period and had to be rushed into a hospital, dildo still inside to plug up the wound

by Indian Blowhole lover January 2, 2023

Black Collar

Black Collar is co-equivalent with white collar given the heat generating properties of the color black when worn, meaning that Black Collar signifies an indoor labor class. Not to mention since the word 'collar' signals the near rhyme 'color' , Black Collar signifies the end of merely white-supremacist 'collar' or 'color' dualities, such as white collar and blue collar.

Black Collar workers are often breaking from the norm by wearing more colorful and artistic clothing to the workplace. It is thought that Black Collar is post-metaphorical in nuance, and signifies something apart from the word 'black' traditionally used to describe racial identity.

Grateful to be Black Collar this summer...

by CoaltownBrown January 3, 2023

Brown Collar

Brown Collar is synonymous with Blue Collar employment, and is like Black Collar in signifying a post-metaphorical and post-racial categorical class of labor that is equal, progressive, and thought-forward. Brown Collar work takes place mostly outdoors and includes manual labor.

Brown Collar jobs are much easier in the fall, when it's cool outside.

by CoaltownBrown January 3, 2023