Colin

Colin is a player. Colin is so annoying and he likes all the girls no matter what. He is decently smart but is super ugly and all girls are disgusted by him unless he pays them to date him.

Ewwww! Colin is picking is nose!

by urbantruth14 December 12, 2018

Colin

A stupid idiot that has no friends. The only v he’s getting is viagra.

Don’t be an idiot like Colin.

by Go Kermit rope neck February 18, 2019

Colonel Crawford

a school full of dumb bitches and cunts and all of the teachers suck ass. the guys are gross and perverted and can’t get any so they probably jerk off in the bathrooms.

friend: “aye bro where do you go to school?”
me: “Colonel Crawford.”
friend: “damn that’s tuff.”

by mcdaddy124 February 22, 2019

Colin

Cheating asshole who looks like a pedofile but somehow a handful of girls seem to be unhealthily obsessed with him. He moves on from one girl to the next, and blocks them out of his life like the typical dick. He is an animal in bed though.

Person 1- ew, is that colin? He’s so ugly.
Person 2- SHUTUP I love him
Person 3- he cheated on me last week then blocked me fuck him!

by Beckys Butt February 26, 2019

the colonel

The Greatest Guy EVER from Weebl and Bob.

Hello there, colonel.

by Dr M March 29, 2004

The colonel

One who owns everyone in a certain room, psychologically:

- a man walks into a maths classroom, strikes fear in the students, and then proceeds to teach them one the most relaxed martial arts, tai chi.

by Danny The Damaja December 21, 2004

Chris von Colijeff

Mid af. Can’t get any more average than being a Chris von Colijeff.

“I saw someone bench pressing 135 today at the gym”
“That’s so Chris Von Colijeff”

by yourmomsfatforehead January 16, 2022