The Jed Clampit

When a guy is giving oral sex and his nose is against her ass and she suddenly squeezes her cheeks and oinches his shut.

He was eating her p##sy and his nose was rubbing her @ss, when suddenly she squeezed her cheeks and pinched his nose shut! She gave him The Jed Clampit!

by NABICUS MAXIMUS November 2, 2022

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Jœl Back Clamp

Where a woman rides your fucking back while a car hose clamp, coated in whale oil harvested in the Scandinavian Sea, is clamped to your fucking dick.

John: Hey, Babe, i just got some Whale oil

Bessy: Where from?

John: The Sea of Scandinavia

Bessy: I'll get the hose clamp

John: You gonna give me a Jœl Back Clamp?

Bessy: Fuck yeah, Daddy!

by Yesdaddyyesyesyesyes January 4, 2024

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Bunny Bum Chomps

When you eat long carrots out of your partners asshole like a bunny.

“Hey babe, wanna do some bunny bum chomps tonight?”

by Sexysextant March 28, 2024

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Canadian Chilly Chomper

When a girl shits on a hotdog bun and you eat it

“Nah bruh I ain’t hungry, I just ate a Canadian Chilly Chomper!”

by Atlasisthicc69 November 6, 2025

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Chocolate log chomper

Term used to describe the opening where out meets in. In other words, your rectum.

"My chocolate log chomper is feeling mighty hungry this fine morning. Point me in the direction of your finest Mexican establishment. The chomper will feast at high noon!"

by Mark Zuck my berg November 28, 2025

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