Definitions by Atlasisthicc69

The Keystone Jerker

The act of when you’re taking a state standardized test and you spank yo shit mid test

“Bro look, it’s the Keystone Jerker!”

The Keystone Jerker by Atlasisthicc69 November 6, 2025

Canadian Chilly Chomper

When a girl shits on a hotdog bun and you eat it

“Nah bruh I ain’t hungry, I just ate a Canadian Chilly Chomper!”

Canadian Chilly Chomper by Atlasisthicc69 November 6, 2025

Tennessee Testicular Telepathy

That feeling when you bros are around you but you can’t see them, you get that little tingle in your nuts.

“Are you guys near me? I am getting the Tennessee Testicular Telepathy!”

Tennessee Testicular Telepathy by Atlasisthicc69 November 6, 2025

The Atpack

When a girl doesn’t shave and gains a lot of weight.

“Damn your girl hittin the atpack!”

The Atpack by Atlasisthicc69 November 6, 2025

Zoomer

That one autistic kid that runs around your school screaming gibberish. But he is lowkey a chill guy.

“Bro look at Zoomer running around the cafeteria”

Zoomer by Atlasisthicc69 November 6, 2025