he’s that one fish in the sea that’s almost impossible to catch. if you get him he’s yours forever. he probably loves little yippie dogs. he’s a cornball and acts like drake sometimes with the things he says. he’s rly not that funny but is unintentionally funny. he also wears 28237637 pounds of cologne whenever you see him bc he wants you to smell like him. he loves music and his friends. he moons everyone with his ass
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Crustopher Columbus is when you are the first to discover the discharge crust in a woman's panties. When one discovers the panties of ew in 1492.
Bro, I'm Crustopher Columbus. This girl had discharge crust all up in them panties! It smelled like a warm turtle tank and helicopter smoke!
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Jean-Christophe is also quite naïve, but in a good way! He's easily impressed by the smallest things and in order to piss him off you really need to irritate him big time!
In other terms: he's a natural. He's precious and will always try his best not to hurt your feelings :)
Jean-Christophe is also quite naïve, but in a good way! He's easily impressed by the smallest things and in order to piss him off you really need to irritate him big time!
In other terms: he's a natural. He's precious and will always try his best not to hurt your feelings :)
Girl: I'm feeling sad :(
Jean-Christophe: *Soft hug* Everything is going to be fine :)
Girl: Thank you Jean-Christophe! :')
Jean-Christophe: *Soft hug* Everything is going to be fine :)
Girl: Thank you Jean-Christophe! :')
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