out of jail card

It is your `ace up your sleeve` when getting into an unwanted situation. Your hidden strength, or useful excuse.

An out of jail card lasts a long time, but changes as your situations changes in life.

Everyone has out of jail cards, but some people prefer not to use them.

Bobo is very shy. He doesn't want people to know that. So he poses and an eccentric artist in order to explain his strange behaviour. This is his out of jail card whenever people question him.

Sam gets picked on at all schools he goes to because he is small and ugly. But he's black belt at karate, and after school he kicks the ass of the people who pick at him.

by MaximeB January 5, 2009

HR Red Card

A phrase or statement said at the work place that be offensive to others and possibly violate a Human Resource's rule or code of conduct.

An objectionable joke or comment made at the workplace.

Mike - I like that all you can eat buffet, I'm not telling my wife that I'm going there.
Coworker1 - Mike's not telling his wife that he is going to get stuffed at the meat buffet.
Coworker2 - HR Red Card!

by sparkyplace October 5, 2009

Anti-bum card

When your going somewhere like McDonalds or any other prime bum gathering ground and you only bring a credit/ debit card instead of cash. This leads to a very simple "no i don't have any money on me" or "i only brought plastic" response when pestered for change by bums. Its a quick simple way to relieve yourself of the guilt incurred by making other dumb excuses as to why you won't give a bum money.

Guy 1: Man i just got guilt tripped into giving this bum all my spare change outside of McDonalds
Guy 2: I'm telling you, just use the anti-bum card and you won't feel guilty about refusing them money
Underage Guy 3: I got a bum to get me a 30 pack last night
Guy 2: I knew there was a reason god made bums

by kingsnaces January 20, 2010

Stacked like a crooked card game

1. when the Odds are against your favor
2. Rigged
3. A women with huge breasts.

Paul: "So did you win the Lotto?"
Brandon " nah that shits stacked like a crooked card game

Wayne:"Did you see the tits on that one?"
Brandon: Damn, she is stacked like a crooked card game!"

by Indian Brandon July 8, 2011

The debit card

Running anything between someone’s ass cheeks like making a purchase at the local shit and get.

Damn baby, i’m About to slide my dick down your crack like my debit card.

My man really gave me the debit card last night.

by Elwipfo November 19, 2017

Race Card

Something white people made up so that when they say something that is racially offensive they can turn it around on you and make it seem like you're being over sensitive.

Kevin(Asian): Well, I have to go guys.
Jake(white): Go where? To to eat some sushi and noodles?
Kevin: Ouch, that was kind of racist.
Jake: Oh, shut up and stop trying to play the race card.
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Cassie(black): Hey Becky, I'm having a cookout this weekend. You should come.
Becky(white): What's on the menu?
Cassie: you know just regular cookout food.
Becky: Well, I'm allergic to watermelon so no thanks.
Cassie: What would make you think I would be having watermelon? Because I'm black?
Becky: Here we go with the race card again.

by xTheBestx March 13, 2011

Lone Star Card

Texas' version of food stamps, or "EBT" system. Largest in country; proudly serving almost 2 million moochers.

"Yesterday in the store, I was behind this family of Mexicans who had over $300 in groceries. When their Lone Star Card got rejected, they started bitching out the poor cashier in Spanish."

by SlaPPiE October 13, 2005