callan

Biggest ballbag ever, #puberty hit early, and slabby bums

Omg callan ur balls are huge

by Amunny June 25, 2020

Callum’d

The state of mind after you’ve spent all of your money chasing women on a night out and end up getting a taxi home alone for a self administered hand shandy

Man, I totally Callum’d last night...

by Mason2209 July 10, 2020

Callum

The slowest human being ever. You ask him to play PUBG with you and he’ll tell you a long ass story before getting on. One word to define a Callum, spiky hair.

“He has spiky hair!”

“Must be a Callum.”

by sloppywet May 8, 2020

Callum

Fat prick who munches loaded

Callum "Feed me more"

by Frog hunter May 9, 2020

Callum

Dirty because he wanks 5 times a day and fucks teddy’s bears

Callum is too funny

by If your name is Kieron 🤤 May 20, 2020

callum mathie

annoying little cunt!

why would you run over my sandwich? you’re such a callum mathie

by jdjhxhhshx May 29, 2020

Callum Skinner

A 4 foot man that has an tiny penis and shags his brothers .

That guy is such a Callum Skinner

by chimmychonga June 2, 2020