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Nigger Bananaing

When you have bananas and they're so old they turn completely black and you don't know what to do with them so you throw them at peoples houses.
Probably the most fun you will ever have.
Dude u wanna go to this party with me tonight?

Nah man im going nigger bananaing
by JamalAfrica December 25, 2010
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banana boogie

Using abdominal muscle groups along with those along the anus to make your penis dance.
Sarah invited me over so she could watch me do the banana boogie.
by Perry Wilson January 26, 2005
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Banana Foster

When you rub bananas over your penis then receive oral sex.
Man my girl came over and gave me the best banana foster!
by Keshyrae August 25, 2015
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banana fuck

When one tends to fuck you with a banana and you have a orgasm.
Sally: John gave me the best banana fuck last night.

Jen: He also banana fucked me!
by LOPI February 17, 2014
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packing bananas

The act of attempting to do something that has no chance of success. Everyone knows that packing a banana for lunch, trip, car drive sounds like a good idea, but is impossible to accomplish without it getting bruised, brown and damaged, even if it's never touched.

The act of doing something completely hopeless.
Steve was trying to make his wife happy but he was just packing bananas. Everyone knows wives are never happy.

Joe: "Dude. You think she'll give me a blow job?"
Chet: "You're packing bananas."
by DudeChet April 19, 2011
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the Banana Check

The Banana Check consists of taking a perfectly ripe yellow banana and inserting 1/5th of it into your anus to determine your need to take a shit. If it comes back clean, then there is no need. If it comes back brown, it's time to go.
Rafael was about to leave when he felt pressure build in his stomach. Rafael did the Banana Check to determine if he had to shit or if he just needed to pass gas. The Banana Check came back brown signaling the approaching shitstorm.
by BaconBlitz May 21, 2020
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Marmite Banana

The aftermath of a messy anal session I.e. A penis covered in fecal matter.
I was left with a proper marmite banana last night after Lesley let me put one up her shitter
by Eddie_ed April 19, 2017
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