Definitions by LOPI

Cootie may 

A woman who has an excessive amount of fake hair, eyelashes, and extremely long nails. She is not married and chases after married men. She has spent an excessive amount of time in or around jail.

If my wife keeping acting crazy she is going to make me go get a cootie may to replace her.

Cootie may by Lopi October 5, 2020

banana fuck 

When one tends to fuck you with a banana and you have a orgasm.

Sally: John gave me the best banana fuck last night.

Jen: He also banana fucked me!

banana fuck by LOPI February 17, 2014