The threshold after an orgasm in which a man can either keep the pole hard or get a deflated sock puppet.
by BaconBlitz March 01, 2018
The threshold after an orgasm in which a man can either keep the pole hard or get a deflated sock puppet.
by BaconBlitz March 02, 2018
The Banana Check consists of taking a perfectly ripe yellow banana and inserting 1/5th of it into your anus to determine your need to take a shit. If it comes back clean, then there is no need. If it comes back brown, it's time to go.
Rafael was about to leave when he felt pressure build in his stomach. Rafael did the Banana Check to determine if he had to shit or if he just needed to pass gas. The Banana Check came back brown signaling the approaching shitstorm.
by BaconBlitz May 21, 2020
When you're talking about something specific to another person and you end up going completely off track leading you to talk about multiple other random un-related topics before coming back to conclude your original point.
"Since I have to go, can you get to your point and stop chasing rabbits?"
"He was chasing rabbits again and I couldn't tell what he was trying to say."
"I'm sorry, I was chasing rabbits for too long and I don't know how this conversation started anymore."
"He was chasing rabbits again and I couldn't tell what he was trying to say."
"I'm sorry, I was chasing rabbits for too long and I don't know how this conversation started anymore."
by BaconBlitz February 11, 2019