Beating the devil at chess

Phrase used to describe an impossible task

"Mate trying to beat traffic on Thanksgiving weekend is like beating the devil at chess"

by Paulo MaldiniPauloPPPOPOLiljse October 31, 2019

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Bastien

A leaving god, if god was on earth, that would be a Bastien for sure. Some theories even admit that it actually could be one of them.

-I wish I could be a Bastien

-Wow this dude is good in everything he does, he must be a Bastien.

by DieuOfficiel April 8, 2020

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Beatie

A friend that beats your meat for you

My beatie and I went to the pizza store before he jerked me off

by Finding 69 July 28, 2020

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he who uses bastion shall get play of the game people say. thats a fucking lie XDDD i play bastion all the time and never get play of the game even XD. now stop hating on bastion. he is meant to be a defensive powerhouse. and all you need is to coordinate with ur team and boom. dead bastion. besides if you play on console good chance is u bought the game. so let people play who they want. they bought it to play the game not be be bullied bc they like a hero. bastion is staying in overwatch and bastion is not getting nerfed cause hes fine where he is at now. so shut up and play the game.

we need to coordinate to take down that bastion main.

by zeldafans May 11, 2021

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midget beastiality

When a midget and some sort of animal come together to have sex, to combine your to favorite things midgets and beastiality.

Person 1: "I saw a weird kind of porn where midget and a great dane had sex. I think it's called midget beastiality. "
Person 2: "That sounds awesome."

by Ghetto Grampa June 29, 2015

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