i hate kids

Kids that cry after getting hit when they started the fight first

Kid- *hits/slaps* "haha!!"
Other person- *hits/slaps back*

Kid- *balls their eyes out*
Other person- *this is why i hate kids*

by StaleGreenTaki August 2, 2023

kys (the kids version)

Kys (the kids version) means, keep yourself safe!

Someone who doesn't know what kys (the kids version) means

p1: hey girl im gonna go drive to walmart
p2: ok, kys!
p1: wtf bro u tellin me to kms?? 💀

Someone who DOES know what kys (the kids version) means

p1: hey im gonna drive to walmart
p2: kk, kys!!
p1: i will, ly bbg 👋🏻

by vivsterpng August 13, 2023

Honey I Shrunk the Kids Shit

My favorite movie genre!

Babe I don't wanna have sex right now, I've been craving watching some Honey I Shrunk The Kids Shit.

by Temiz August 17, 2023

I have granted kids to hell

If you decoded this message using the record of Ashley's song in WarioWare: Touched!, you probably had way too much time on your hands.

I wonder what happens if I play around with the record like a toy...
(spins record at fast speed, hears "I have granted kids to hell")
Oh no! I think my parents heard what I did! Now they're gonna kill me and file an FCC complaint.

by The Real Driller August 19, 2023

The 'I have kids' defense

The ultimate trump card. When you're down and out it's the last defense you have against people trying to justify your repositioning in society.

Hym "A prime example of the 'I have kids' defense is KRISTI NOEM. In her interview after it was revealed that she shot her own dog, she DESPERATELY tried to employ this defense before being shoved out of the spotlight. 'I'm a mother! I wanna go upies! Not downies! Nooooooooooo!' Heheheheh... And a more recent example is Andrew Tate's interview after getting out recently. 'I have kids! I'm supposed to be able to do whatever I want! Anything and everything is justifiable when you have kids!' Ha! It's ALWAYS THE CASE! He stole? He had to steal for the kids! Why does policy need to change? The kids? Why did we bomb those kids? The kids of course. But your kids are just you. Nothing changed when you had them. Maybe, socially, you moved into the class of people that other people have to give a shit about by way of extension. That's not real a change though. Your kids = You. Their inflated value exists only in relationship to you. Saying 'MY kids are more important than anything' is no different that saying 'I'm more important than anything.' You. Same thing."

by Hym Iam August 24, 2024

throw my kids in the pool

To take a shit

Wait here, I'm gonna throw my kids in the pool

by PhilosoFerd September 7, 2023

The bad kids

The people at work that are always being snitched on and usually don’t get along with the kiss asses.

That’s where they send all of the bad kids.

by SiL3Nt J September 12, 2023