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fartass

a person (especially with lactose intolerance or IBS) with a huge ass that farts all the time
timmy: hey, billy! stop being such a fartass! you’re gonna stink up the whole classroom!
billy: i promise i won’t do it again (farts even more)
timmy: RIGHT THAT’S IT! *loads shotgun*
billy: wait man i ate a lot of spicy food i can’t control my far-
timmy: BE GONE!!! *shoots timmy in the face for being a fartass*
by jkdsjksdhsdakjsdakldfja September 9, 2023
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Fartehan

A mix of the name Fares and Metehan.
So when are you two gaylords gonna adopt the child you want to call Fartehan.
by National-Rapper September 11, 2023
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Farther

A word for saying something is very far away or more far away than something else.
"That's a lot farther than that other thing."
"The first glimp is a lot farther than the second glimp."
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