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Definitions by jkdsjksdhsdakjsdakldfja

a person (especially with lactose intolerance or IBS) with a huge ass that farts all the time
timmy: hey, billy! stop being such a fartass! you’re gonna stink up the whole classroom!
billy: i promise i won’t do it again (farts even more)
timmy: RIGHT THAT’S IT! *loads shotgun*
billy: wait man i ate a lot of spicy food i can’t control my far-
timmy: BE GONE!!! *shoots timmy in the face for being a fartass*
fartass by jkdsjksdhsdakjsdakldfja September 9, 2023
"The doctor just found out that Barbaric Barbara's fetus was covered in ABSOLUTE SHIT!!! So yeah, the doctor told Barbaric Barbara that her little smelly fetus now became a Fecus."
Fecus by jkdsjksdhsdakjsdakldfja January 1, 2021

F Joe Biden 

saying f word to worst president candidate ever
ye everyone in da club be sayin' F Joe Biden