Farther 

Somebody who went for milk but never came back

Mom: hunny were out of milk could you get some?
Farther: aw shit here we go again

Farther by anonymous November 9, 2021

farther 

The one to protect boys in a family of evil girls

thats my farther

farther by Omega July 13, 2003

Farther 

Sneak over to Tanner's house in the middle of the day without him knowing and take a picture of his house.

Hey let's go farther today and peg his window with oranges.

Farther by Marcius Firath March 3, 2011

Farther 

A word for saying something is very far away or more far away than something else.

"That's a lot farther than that other thing."
"The first glimp is a lot farther than the second glimp."

Farther by Harrison Define October 2, 2023

Eat Your Mother and Gother And Farther! 

Eat your mother and gother and farther! Do It! It mean what i just said you need this word to insult people in need so it becomes cannibalism so eat it or you become the mother work out and you become a farther become old and than your a gother!

Eat Your Mother and Gother And Farther! Eat your mother with that smile! Eat your gother! Eat Your farther with that Mouth!

Eat Your Mother and Gother And Farther! by Dm4571 September 25, 2020

He was like a father to me, I loved him like my son. 

This line is said after almost every death of one of pewd’s pets.

“JOERGEN- NOoOoOoOoOo !!”
“He was like a father to me, I loved him like my son.”

He was like a father to me, I loved him like my son. by zenissushi August 23, 2019

Semen Father 

A father figure who supplies his girl with lots of delicious, creamy semen.

Melissa knew she would get a big mouthful of yummy cum from her Semen Father. And sure enough she drained his balls into her pretty mouth and gave her lots to swallow.

Semen Father by eggplant boi March 21, 2021