fuck off

farting and having diareya

MY DAD HAD A FUCK OFF

by asdefrgt January 5, 2022

Fell off a skateboard

when u got crossed up on the court and broke you're ankle but don't want anyone to know u got crossed up so you tell people u know that u fell off a skateboard

Friend: dam bro how u break your ankle?

Brian: i Fell off a skateboard

Friend: dam thats crazy

by Dawson's gay January 6, 2022

Help me get the Burger Off

Another euphemism for "suck my dick"

He told his fiance "Help me get the burger off", meaning he actually wanted help getting a nut off

by Propriety January 12, 2022

troll off

How to respond to a troll on social media

Troll off.

by Smegmid January 17, 2022

pushing coins off

An analogy of remembering events you have forgotten as if your brain worked like a arcade coin pusher

“you’ll get there, you’re pushing coins off”

by albeart December 7, 2021

Jerk off

When two people compete in a dance called the Jerk to see who’s better at jerking.

“Dan and Bill are gonna have a jerk off after school!”

by anonymous December 11, 2021

Off-the-Grid Starfish

a type of sex position where the female lays on her side on the side edge of a flat surface in the corkscrew position, and while the male thrusts with passion, he takes the lady’s left leg over his right shoulder so one leg remains on the surface and the other is being held by the male

I’m telling you! The Off-the-Grid Starfish had me trembling!

by oilyotter December 13, 2021