Definitions by Smegmid

Brown Christmas 

When you take a long tapered shit on Christmas morning that, upon pre-flush reflection, looks exactly like a miniature Christmas tree.

After eating all that Chinese food last night, I shat a brown christmas right before the dawn.

Brown Christmas by Smegmid December 24, 2023

African Hat Trick 

when a girl sucks off three black cocks in a single session

That skanky cheerleader is known for dishing out African hat tricks after the games.

African Hat Trick by Smegmid June 11, 2023

caught a body

to kill someone

"I got the feds on me and on top of everything, I just caught a body."

caught a body by Smegmid June 7, 2023

troll off

How to respond to a troll on social media

Troll off.

troll off by Smegmid January 17, 2022