Brown Christmas

When you take a long tapered shit on Christmas morning that, upon pre-flush reflection, looks exactly like a miniature Christmas tree.

After eating all that Chinese food last night, I shat a brown christmas right before the dawn.

by Smegmid December 24, 2023

troll off

How to respond to a troll on social media

Troll off.

by Smegmid January 17, 2022

caught a body

to kill someone

"I got the feds on me and on top of everything, I just caught a body."

by Smegmid June 08, 2023

African Hat Trick

when a girl sucks off three black cocks in a single session

That skanky cheerleader is known for dishing out African hat tricks after the games.

by Smegmid June 11, 2023