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"ultimate" fingers-crossing

Refers to where you also manually cross your ring-finger over-top of "Big Boy", and then cross "Little Boy" over-top of your ring-finger; the theory is that perhaps this will give you a better chance of not getting your a** blown off than you'd have from crossing just your first two fingers. Extra points if you cross all four fingers of both your hands in this way, and/or if you also scuttle around and similarly-arrange da hand-appendages of any and all bystanders (provided their fingers are slender and limber enough to fairly-comfortably do so, of course) prior to saying, "Well --- here goes nuttin'"... with THAT voluminous number of "overlapped digits", it would conceivably put pressure on Fate to allow your endeavor to succeed, similar to how a prayer-chain supposedly does with God.
My elderly neighbor had given me a ride downtown to fill my water-jogs at the local public faucet, and he was concerned that his car's severely-worn starter wasn't going to "mesh in" correctly when he turned the key. So I jokingly showed him the "ultimate" fingers-crossing when he was ready to try starting his car; he looked at my seemingly-impossibly-"pretzeled" fingers and said a bit sadly, "Zheeesh --- I could NEVER do that with my poor old craggy arthritic fingers!", and then tentatively "twisted da brass" and beamed appreciatively when the car's engine whirled right over! "I guess crossing your fingers like that DID work," my friend chuckled.
by QuacksO November 21, 2018
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Ultimate Bro’s

When two Metrosexual males do absolutely everything together, even go to the bathroom. They’re not gay but from all outward appearances appear gay. They may even engage in Broga (bro yoga). They may also help a bro out sexually with a bro job or a bro down but because they’re just bro’s, it’s totally not gay.
“Bill & Jeremy aren’t gay, they’re just Ultimate Bro’s.”
by Finnzo January 25, 2019
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Ultimate badass

by RooSwan May 13, 2019
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Ultimate Golden shower

The act of peeing in your lovers butt, then laying on the bed while they stand over you and spray your piss all over your face! It's the Unlimate Golden shower!
"I hope you're into some freaky shit because tonight you're giving me the Ultimate Golden Shower!"
by Mr. DIRTY MURK April 2, 2019
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Ultimafuckyea

Something so incredibly awesome that no other word in any language can adequately describe it.

The opposite of horribafuckus.
"Wow that is the most amazing thing I've ever seen. I wish there was a word for how awesome it is."

"I guess we'll just have to come up with one. Ultimafuckyea."
by JLLR April 5, 2019
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Ultimate Alpha

Someone who goes to MeekDonnel with his friends at 3am.
lesgo meekdonnel for ultimate alpha status, jamooi
by Jamooi April 9, 2019
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ultimatedavelive

Gamer, advocate of everything ultimate. Live. The kind of gamer that overcomes the odds and obliterating the competition, leaving their victims wanting death sooner.
Oh my gosh, thats so ultimatedavelive!
by Vampstar87 November 19, 2019
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