by williamthomas13 March 27, 2012
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"Harry Potter is all about confronting fears, finding inner strength, and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend." -Stephen King
by StarKid Potterhead December 14, 2012
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by breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezy January 3, 2017
Get the Twixing mug.Verb: The act of luring an audience of science fiction or fantasy fans into a theater with promises of spectacular special effects demonstrating un-earthly super powers, only to disappoint viewers with drawn-out, boring, and laborious love stories.
Man, I'm embarrassed to admit I fell victim to the most recent twilighting movie release...I Am Number Four made me glad I "missed" the first three.
by Calvin at heart March 9, 2011
Get the twilighting mug.Best. Book. EVER. I probably wouldn't know but twilight are the only four books Ive readen and it's actually good. The first movie sucked but you should read the books theyre fucking awesome. I swear ill never read a book again, its horrible to be like a BOOK. Ugh.
Girl 1: OMG, twilight saga is like the best ever!!
Me: They sure are, have you read the books btw?
Girl 1:Tots.
Me: Wasnt it great that Carlisle gave Esme her own isle and that she lets Edward and Bella have they're honeymoon there?
Girl 1: WHAAAAAT? THEY MARRIED?!
Me: And you call yourself a fan? Loser.
Girl 1:Wait, they really married? :O
Me: Stupid, stupid. Girl you probably should have stick to Justin Gayber.
Me: They sure are, have you read the books btw?
Girl 1:Tots.
Me: Wasnt it great that Carlisle gave Esme her own isle and that she lets Edward and Bella have they're honeymoon there?
Girl 1: WHAAAAAT? THEY MARRIED?!
Me: And you call yourself a fan? Loser.
Girl 1:Wait, they really married? :O
Me: Stupid, stupid. Girl you probably should have stick to Justin Gayber.
by hatinposers July 6, 2010
Get the twilight saga mug.Similar to chugnuts, twillings are the loose discrete lumps of faecal matter which entwine themselves to the hairs covering the perineum and peri-anal region of the male body.
They can, if sufficiently aged, absorb gaseous contents of the rectum (fart), slowly released when the underwear are removed: for example, when another person removes them for the purposes of fellatio or rimming.
They can, if sufficiently aged, absorb gaseous contents of the rectum (fart), slowly released when the underwear are removed: for example, when another person removes them for the purposes of fellatio or rimming.
"Fletch babes, your twillings are storing your arse stank"
"Mate I had to use four baby wipes and a pincer grip to remove some killer twillings"
"Mate I had to use four baby wipes and a pincer grip to remove some killer twillings"
by clunge-magnet January 20, 2009
Get the Twillings mug.A terrible book written by the new hit author, Stephanie Meyer. It's about a 'smart' girl who throws her life away for a abusive boyfriend, and is also rather 'sophisticated' due to the fact that she likes Shakespeare - however, she has only been seen reading such books once or so, and seems to have little or no impact on her. Other main characters are the abusive boyfriend and an equally abusive friend, two guys who fight over her for most of the series. The interesting characters lack development, and are only there to take up space.
Obsessive fans of Twilight are called 'Twitards;' strange, rabid creatures that one should be very cautious around. They are known to flame forums with offensive reviews in all caps with horrible grammar, and in more violent cases when their pathetic book is insulted, they may claw your eyes out, bite your head off (literally), stab you repeatedly, burn you at the stake, or fix cement boots to your feet and drop you into a quarry.
If you see a Twitard or the book their cult is circled around, DO NOT MAKE DIRECT EYE CONTACT. Twitards need little or no reason to attack you, and the book has the power to burn your eyes out with one glance. Should you glance at the book, you must cleanse your eyes IMMEDIATELY by reading all of the Harry Potter books in quick succession, followed closely by watching all of the movies. It would be a good idea to also watch the Potter Puppet Pals or A Very Potter Musical (found on YouTube) just in case.
Obsessive fans of Twilight are called 'Twitards;' strange, rabid creatures that one should be very cautious around. They are known to flame forums with offensive reviews in all caps with horrible grammar, and in more violent cases when their pathetic book is insulted, they may claw your eyes out, bite your head off (literally), stab you repeatedly, burn you at the stake, or fix cement boots to your feet and drop you into a quarry.
If you see a Twitard or the book their cult is circled around, DO NOT MAKE DIRECT EYE CONTACT. Twitards need little or no reason to attack you, and the book has the power to burn your eyes out with one glance. Should you glance at the book, you must cleanse your eyes IMMEDIATELY by reading all of the Harry Potter books in quick succession, followed closely by watching all of the movies. It would be a good idea to also watch the Potter Puppet Pals or A Very Potter Musical (found on YouTube) just in case.
Me: "I just told a chick that I didn't like Twilight...."
My Friend: "HOLY SHIT! Are you okay?! What did she do?!?!?!"
Me: "She tried to burn me at the stake, saying that I must have been polluted by the witchcraft in Harry Potter...."
My Friend: "...Do I really want to know what you did to her?"
Me: "No."
My Friend: "Tell me anyw-"
Me: "Trust me. You really don't."
My Friend: "HOLY SHIT! Are you okay?! What did she do?!?!?!"
Me: "She tried to burn me at the stake, saying that I must have been polluted by the witchcraft in Harry Potter...."
My Friend: "...Do I really want to know what you did to her?"
Me: "No."
My Friend: "Tell me anyw-"
Me: "Trust me. You really don't."
by aint-no-muggle November 20, 2010
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