Twatpond

Can be used in a variety of ways:

1) Describing a girl who let's all the guys take a dip (skinny dip)

2) As an exclamation

1) Dude, I was gonna totally hookup with Amy last night, and then Brad told me she was a total Twatpond.

2) Holy Twatpond Batman!

by Elana Read January 11, 2009

Twalligator

A woman whose twat is as dry and scaley as an alligators skin.

Ur mom is such a Twalligator!

by Dan Demaio April 8, 2009

twat pink

Shade of bright pink, akin to that found in female genitals.

He was so embarrassed, his face went twat pink.

by Twabasco February 15, 2009

TWAGL

Ackronym for "That was a good laugh". Can be shouted in the place of laughing.

Do you remember X's party? TWAGL

OR
Person A: (Punchline to joke)
Person B: TWAGL!!

by KitCat_750 May 9, 2009

twattered

To be slandered or attacked via twitter.

The new Supreme Court nominee, had solid credentials but that didn't prevent her from getting twattered by Newt.

by mick e June 5, 2009

twat dung

when a woman wont shut the fuck up, what comes out of her mouth is reffered to as twat dung.

that bitch wont stop talking about womens rights... im starting to smell some nasty twat dung.

by marniac June 5, 2009

Twat splot

When your male freind is alseep you run over to the bed and smake your vagina on his face backwards.

Be carefull to make sure the bed is not to bouncy when you twat splot or you might hurt your self.I did

by Kekeda1 July 31, 2009