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Prepare the Bear 

A process of aggressive genital depilatory treatment, including the sphincter and perineum. Thus temporarily transforming the entire nether-region from it's natural hairy, bear-fur like environment to one much more clean and hospitable for an anticipated sexual encounter.
I finally hooked up with that hottie off of Ashley Madison!! Gotta get ready and Prepare the Bear...hope she does too.
Prepare the Bear by YAWA September 12, 2016

Thanking the bus driver 

Angie: I'm sinning.
Gil: Thanking the bus driver?

Angie: No Johns thanking the bus driver.

The Blue Oyster Bar 

The notorious neighborhood gay biker bar in the Police Academy movies. Known for its rough crowd and famous waltz "El Bimbo" by Bimbo Jet
Cadat Barbara: Is there a party this weekend?

Cadat Mahoney: Yeah. Of course there is. Do you want to come?

Cadat Barbara: No I can't. Ahhh. I just need to know where it is. Sorry to be asking.

Cadat Mahoney: Then why are you asking?

Cadat Barbara: Some people want to know.

Cadat Mahoney: OK. Yeah. It's no big secret. It's at the Blue Oyster Bar on Howell
The Blue Oyster Bar by El Bimbo November 1, 2010

Taking the back door 

"Oh man....she got so drunk she asked me to take the back-door in..after she showered, that is..."
Taking the back door by Kevie October 13, 2003

The Blawl Game 

A mind game inspired by The Game, but intended to foster friendly competition rather than spite.

There are only two rules:

1) In any exchange between participants of The Blawl Game, whichever says "BLAWL" first, wins that exchange. Note that, due to the nature of The Blawl Game, this is not accompanied by a loss for the other player; rather, the winner wins that exchange while the other player remains unaffected.

2) There must be a time period between exchanges to prevent Blawl spamming; this time period is defined as however long it takes for all members of the previous exchange to have stopped thinking about The Blawl Game.

Thus, if one participant were to win an initial Blawl exchange, and the two participants were to then have a several-minute conversation about other things, and the other participant were to then suddenly remember The Blawl Game, they could then slip "BLAWL" into the conversation and win the second exchange.
Person A: "Good morning, how are you today?"
Person B: "Meh, I'm feeling a little blawl today."

Person A: "Happy Blawlday to you, happy Blawlday to you!"

Person A: "ROFB"
Person B: "Huh? Don't you mean ROFL?"
Person A: "Nope. ROFB: Rolling On The Floor Blawling."

Person A: "What does a giraffe have in common with a giant redwood?"
Person B: "Something about being tall?"
Person A: "Nope, actually they're both quite blawl."

Person A: *Reads this definition*
Person B: "Welcome to The Blawl Game."
The Blawl Game by Skywalkar March 14, 2011

Rub the Button 

It is another term for female masturbations.
"What's Kim doing tonight?" "I don't know...she said she was going to stay home and rub the button."
Rub the Button by Chad October 18, 2004