studycunt

The over-educated 20-something, usually white girl, who majored in a degree with no real world value. They've spent their entire lives in the education system, loved every second, and have an almost religious zealot-like belief in the mainstream institutions. They harbor a sense of superiority over anybody who didn't spend as much time as them studying trivial information, hold the most basic bitch political views from NPR, but cannot shake their deep dissatisfaction with modern American life. This manifests in reality to all the common antisocial behaviors, usually power tripping when they are given any semblance of authority, making every conversation about themselves, and being passive-aggressive at people they perceive to be less educated than them.

Precursor to that teacher you had who would say "I don't know, CAN you?" when you asked to use the bathroom. Eventually morph to crazy cat ladies, or find a spineless, skinny, button-down shirt white guy they henpeck to death. Despite their insistence that everybody should have a therapist, their happiness levels do not improve and their bad personality traits only get worse.

Mike: Man Kaylee used to be fun to hang with, but she's turned into a total studycunt! She really wants to teach me sign language and won't stop talking about how great it's going to be when she gets her master's.

Sam: Yeah. Wanna go grab a beer? I hear that youtuber fights gonna be on at the Barcade.

Mike: Hell yeah.

by many-eyes-guy June 29, 2022

Sleep Studying

When you're trying to study and pass out with the material in front of you.

Billy Bob: Dude I tried to study last night and ended up passing out.
Bobby Joe: Billy you were sleep studying

by Darkninjaprincess96 April 18, 2017

The Studyers of Teriyaki and Toyotas

A “US History II” classroom of numb nuts that specifically sit a table with one another and screen shot various urban dictionary definitions

The Studyers of Teriyaki and Toyotas forgot they had a final and in result everyone of them but ‘Elliott B. Crosby’ failed.

by lil e mon$y March 12, 2023

Stud Studson

A manliest of men who represents all things studly. This involves sex, sports, money, and music.

That guy who just walked by...he took 3 women to bed last night and then spent $500k on a Lamborghini. He drove over to meet up with Snoop Dogg. I don't know this guy's name...but we can just call him Stud Studson.

by NorbFooYou September 28, 2009

sludying

yall know the driiillll

guilty of sleeping while studying

John: "Ay Travis did you read the chapters for today?"

Travis: "Mayneee, i started to but then I spent like 3 hours sludying. So.....no. "

by El-traaaain March 29, 2010

Studaism

Studaism is a religion founded by Stuart Locke, widely regarded as one of the strangest people you will ever meet... Anywhere, although he disagrees with this because "he's sexy, not strange (much)". The name is a combination of the religion Judaism and his name Stubert or nickname Stuart.

Jimothy: What do you believe in Donald?
Donald: I believe in the Fungal King and the Gods of Studaism!

by Stuthulu September 8, 2011

Student's Block

A serious condition when a person finds themselves unable to revise, study or concentrate on school work. Generally involves procrastination, spending time uselessly and using every excuse to avoid doing any work.

Person 1: Hey! We've got an exam in January, have you revised?
Person 2: Lol no, I've had student's block all Christmas

by converts December 27, 2011