studycunt

The over-educated 20-something, usually white girl, who majored in a degree with no real world value. They've spent their entire lives in the education system, loved every second, and have an almost religious zealot-like belief in the mainstream institutions. They harbor a sense of superiority over anybody who didn't spend as much time as them studying trivial information, hold the most basic bitch political views from NPR, but cannot shake their deep dissatisfaction with modern American life. This manifests in reality to all the common antisocial behaviors, usually power tripping when they are given any semblance of authority, making every conversation about themselves, and being passive-aggressive at people they perceive to be less educated than them.

Precursor to that teacher you had who would say "I don't know, CAN you?" when you asked to use the bathroom. Eventually morph to crazy cat ladies, or find a spineless, skinny, button-down shirt white guy they henpeck to death. Despite their insistence that everybody should have a therapist, their happiness levels do not improve and their bad personality traits only get worse.

Mike: Man Kaylee used to be fun to hang with, but she's turned into a total studycunt! She really wants to teach me sign language and won't stop talking about how great it's going to be when she gets her master's.

Sam: Yeah. Wanna go grab a beer? I hear that youtuber fights gonna be on at the Barcade.

Mike: Hell yeah.

by many-eyes-guy June 29, 2022