Stevejob

|stēvjäb|

noun

(To reach, or be brought to) a heightened state of excitement and/or delight from a gadget or electronic device of sorts. Usually in referral to, but not limited to, Apple products.

"The iPad gave me the most amazing stevejob and iCame all over the place."

by quayzon May 6, 2010

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Steveland Cleamer

The act of rubbing one's chest in a steaming pile of fecal matter.

We stumbled upon a pile of shit, so we got Laura to do a Steveland Cleamer.

by nosnar May 10, 2006

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A Steven is so cute....You could get lost inside his eyes for ever he has the most sweat smile, shy at first but then he gets to know u and when he starts getting close to u and starts acting like he really is that means he trus you ans the feeling of trusst is the best feeling ever you love him and he dont know yet but when he fines out there are to things that might happen 1 he likes you to and you live happy ever after or 2 you tell him or a friend tells him and he looks confused at first then he starts to be cool with it and he starts hangging out with you more and you live happy ever after Steven is the most cute kid/ adult in the world and so are you

You: I like that kid
Friend: Want me to ask him out of you

You: let me think about it
friend: ok

steven: hey guys
you: starts blushing
friend:ooooo someone has a crushhhhh
you: shhhhhhhh
steven: who is it i bet he will like you, you are great any guy will be luckey to have you
friend: oooooooooooo
you:really?
Steven: yeah you are grate
you:awww thinkssss you are cute too
steven...
you um um i um mean um grate
steven: oh thinks
friend: OOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!1
you: hey steven?
steven: yeah?
you starts blushing more* i have to ask you something
steven: yeh what is it?
you:will -will you-
steven:will i what?
friend: SHE LIKES YOU!
You: blushis* um um um

steven i like you to

*Kisses and the friend just stands there like a dumbass*

by Emily Cross March 5, 2019

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reality steve

Website of an orange county funny man who writes weekly reviews of reality shows at www.realitysteve.com.

Reality steve is funny, but I worry about his obvious lack of a life.

by socalsweetie April 24, 2005

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Steven segal

The famous B-actor, with only one expression. His movies often include explosions, 1vs1 fights, and girls who like him. Yes, a bit like Chuck Norris, although the 1vs1 fights often look like little 10 year old girls fighting over the last piece of chewing gum. The repeating slow-motion effects of Steven's instantly killing hits makes the experience even more rejoice able, as his face changes expression for almost two seconds.

Rent the movie "Attack Force", and everything will become much clearer. Although, I want you to know that the movie is even worse than the original Narnia movie. The Steven Segal movies are the best of the B-actors history.

by Micano October 20, 2007

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Steven

A very funny and attractive guy, he always knows how to treat a girl right. He is a type of kid that can always put a smile on your face usually, sexy ,funny, attractive, hot, and very loyal. Any girl can go right with a kid named Steven because they are very loyal to you and will most likely never break up with you. A Steven is a type of guy that makes other people jealous of his looks and how girls stare at him. He is very compatible with any girl and very nice to anyone he meets. He sometimes gets nervous or shy to talk to a girl he likes but he's not afraid to go after her. All and all he's a very nice guy and let's not forget how big of a dick he has. Most girls find a Steven to be a very funny and attractive kid that she wants to hang out with

Omg who is that kid he is so hot. That has to be a Steven

by jonnie simby January 7, 2017

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