Smuffing

Means masturbating
Power-smuffing means an active and efficient masturbation session, possibly with lubricants and toys

Where the hell have you been, smuffing?
Man when I get home I'm gonna grab my power-smuffing gear on and let it rip

by Letka February 4, 2009

Smurfball

The act of blowing papa smurf and then snowballing with a shipmate

Listerine couldn't get the blue out of my mouth after my shipmate smurfballed me.

by TM1 July 27, 2011

Smurfing

Verb:
In forum usage, the act of a person using another login name to try to fool the forum populace that he/she is a different person. Usually occurs when the said person was recently blacklisted under a previous name, and is attempting to cover up or hide his/her new identity.

Boostd20PSI was smurfing the srtforums.com forums under his new alias, AnotherSlowSRT4. He was immediately blacklisted again.

by Rydiak September 20, 2004

Smurfing

high ranked csgo players that rekZ small knoob in silver

omfg another guy smurfing FML

by meatspinned May 19, 2016

SMURFING

Dividing a large amount of money into smaller sums to make money laundering easier.
(No joke man, I´ve been in the banking business for two years.)

The 1.500.000 Bucks of drug money were smurfed into batches of $50.000 each and declared as an automobile dealer´s cash flow.

by Alex the Bankster March 24, 2004

Smurg

When 2 midgets fighting and one accidently gets electrocuted by a busted power cable..

The midget who survives gets to say "Smurg.."

The midget who survives gets to say "Smurg.." especially if he didn't stand a chance against his fellow fighting midget.

by Samantha3030 December 21, 2007

Smuffler

Silly 12 yearold kid from oregon.

Its the Smuffler

by MOW? April 24, 2004