Safety Mullet

Shoulder length or longer, permed or Jerry curled hair, resembling a helmet.

Her Safety Mullet was so coarse that her skull only broke into 5 pieces when it hit the concrete.

by Grinderson May 16, 2012

safety briefing

My wifes excuse for sniffing smarty dust

No honey; I was not sniffing smarty smarty dust. I was only safety briefing with co-workers.

by HiFuzdelity August 19, 2017

Safety Spear

Basketball. Both the sport and the ball

Tyrone and Lucius are down the park playing safety spear

Safety spear is the top sport in urban areas

Charles Barkley was a great safety spear player.

by Uncle Thor June 26, 2018

Safeyyah

Safeyyah is the thickest person to every live and everyone loves her. She awesome and gorgeous and gets all the guys. She also has an amazing sense of humour and again she’s super hot and nothing specific but she’s married to Mariano Castano

Safeyyah is the best , Damn I wish I was as thick as her

by 12345679919736372 December 31, 2019

Safety Bitch

A variation of the term Safety Pilot in aviation. A term not spoken but implied by arrogant pilots who want a one-sided arrangement without switching roles or paying for the other person's $100 hamburger. Usually stated as a command (i.e. "You can be my Safety Pilot!") instead of asking nicely or offering a quid pro quo arrangement.

"That asshole wanted me to be his safety bitch. Fuck him. He can go pay for an instructor if he wants hood time."

by JoinTheLocalizer February 26, 2020

safetyyn3tt

They’re the most amazing friend ever and they’re style is immaculate also they’re really funny and i love their account so much, also their taste in music>>>

I love safetyyn3tt so much their style is immaculate

Safetyyn3tt is one of the best friends you will ever meet !

by harryswife June 4, 2021

Safety husband

A male friend you have agreed with to get married to if you’re both single at a certain age

Onumah is my safety husband

by CONAG-O November 2, 2021