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road pop 

When your girl, preferably wearing a skirt and no undies, hops on your pogo stick while you're driving down the interstate at night. The point is to a) both orgasm before you b) hit a Dodge Durango in the opposite lane.

See Stephen King's Thinner or David Cronenberg's Crash for specific examples.
I was driving back home at 2 a.m. last night and Mildred, out of nowhere, gives me a road pop to wake my ass up. Dude, you gotta believe me. I think I still have some period juice residue to prove it.
road pop by TetsuoTheIronMan December 24, 2010
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Road-Black 

A member of BLM blocking traffic while protesting.
There were many road-blacks on I-95 this morning, making it impossible for me to get to work on time.
Road-Black by Brother Joe October 2, 2016

road rules 

road rules by Gabe July 12, 2003

Road Cones 

Road Cones is when a women has enormously large breasts and they are shaped in the form of traffic cones. The term is derived or found when a male or group of males walks down a street, hallway, etc. and they see a women who is gifted with the present of "Road Cones" They stop in their tracks as if they have just walked about a construction site.

Causes>>>

1) May be due to a wrong shaped bra.

2) Spending too much time in the geometry class room.

3) Losing a fight with the household cleaning appliance........ "THE VACCUM!!"
Dude check out the Road Cones on that Lady. I would love to enter in on her construction site.
Road Cones by checkitOUT20 August 3, 2009

Road Warrior 

The act or art of masterbaiting while opperating a moving automobile
A Highway Reststop is a Great Place for a Road Warrior to clean up after a hard nights battle
Road Warrior by JedTones December 18, 2010

Road Warrior 

A Sexual Maneuvre used in the missionary position. The male takes the woman around the thigh's and rev's them up like a motorcycle. He then proceeds to making engine noises.
"I'm feeling dangerous"
"We Could do a Road Warrior"
"What's that?"
"... brrrrrrrm"
Road Warrior by Mitchy C July 19, 2009