Portsmouth Flicker Gooning

It is similar to the act of flicker gooning however you paint your penis blue and sing play up pompey whilst doing this, this is a popular act in the city of Portsmouth, UK

Wow, I just had the best experience whilst Portsmouth Flicker Gooning!

by Googlebop February 5, 2025

pootshooter

Someone addicted to putting expreso/coffee into their spinster in the effort to get high.

If Mom doesn't get help, I will seek out a pootshooter support group, I'm dead serious.

by BadKittyn March 13, 2025

Possessed by Conti

Absolute menace, loss of all memories, sometimes unconscious especially after substantial amount of drinking.

English: I couldn't remember this wine at all! I was possessed by Conti last night.

French: La vache, tu es possédé par conti totalement hier soir !
中文：我昨晚康帝附身，什么都不记得了

by vz123 June 3, 2025

Ponts Off

to pontificate from a soapbox like a entitled millennial man would; best heard through a British accent

He really is going ponts off about how capitalism is the ruin of the modern world...

Boy, sometimes I wish I could ponts off like men of a certain time and station tend to do...

by Phillip Chandra July 7, 2025

possibly white

Almost certainly not white.

CNN has described the assailant as "possibly white", so keep a look out for an African American or Middle Eastern man.

by gordon fastback August 8, 2025

Poots

A playful term for feces or a bowel movement. Originated in a family setting and often said with a grin or sometimes mild exasperation.

We were five minutes late to the kindy cause little Max dropped a poots right as we were heading out the door.

by L Sampson :) September 7, 2025

Pootsy

Dews favorite tackle dummy

She was pootsy for football practice

by Fafo36 September 23, 2025