Wash the poodles

'Wash the poodles' is a term synonymous with a man being whipped, where he is forced to do mundane and often emasculating tasks for the sake of tang.

Guy 1: Why did stu bail so early lastnight?

Guy 2: No idea, he probably had to wash the poodles.

by good guy friend October 4, 2012

noodles my poodles

It means omfg, but in a language so I can say it in the middle of class.

Noodles my poodles! Watch where ur going

by Bunny_rabbit_lucy April 14, 2014

America’s Poodle

nickname from George W. Bush for Tony Blair

America’s Poodle wanted to eliminate pay for the Royal Family.

by Coop Dupe January 9, 2020

Pooched the Poodle

To really screw something up

When I made the kool-aid, I added flour, not sugar and really pooched the poodle

by Kaurae May 22, 2021

boy to the poodle already

Having hard sex

Damn! Let’s boy to the poodle already! It’s been a week since I’ve seen you!

by Butter Bald Boy August 11, 2024

Flip A Poodle

Performing a U-Turn in an intersection after a stop sign.

Sam had to flip a poodle to head back to the garage sale.

by Z_Free May 25, 2024

Winnie the poodhle

the most utterly groundshakingly flabbergasting gooner on discord, likes minors

Joe: oh man is that Winnie the poodhle
Mama: RUN HES GONNA MOLEST YOU

by fault_ March 28, 2025