Penis

Girls excuse to keep a man.

Ronnie's penis was too good to get rid of.

by Gucci. Definitions. February 21, 2018

Peni

A more logical plural for the word 'Penis'

Your mum takes all of the neighbouring men's peni

by AustisticOrangutan March 4, 2018

Penis

A limb that males have which are sometimes filled with bodily fluids sometimes orange juice and it makes it hard. When it is soft you can't have those sweet babies my dudes.

DUDE I think I have a penis filled with banana coffee...

by I'm a weirdo on urbandictionry March 12, 2017

Penis

Something I have but no One else does

I HAVE A PENIS!

by TheCoon87 June 30, 2016

Penis

A thing girls like inside them.

Put your penis in my pussy.

by Cootershot May 31, 2016

Penis

Something that Jarrod Bell doesn't have

Penis

by Buddyo20 June 8, 2016

Penis

Come in different sizes, usually men have them

I got a big penis

by Itzsam_uel February 4, 2018