Todd Packer Situation

When one man dry humps two other men and cums in his pants immediately.

Me and the boys had a Todd Packer Situation going last night.

by Jungle ranch July 7, 2019

cotton picker

Another name for nigger; a black person forced to work in your cotton fields; any person who you order to perform any task that involves labor.

1. Pick my cotton nigger.
2. Why didn't you do my homework? I told you to pick my cotton.

by steve carl jackson July 18, 2008

make one's asshole pucker

To be excited, or nervous about something.

1) That new girl makes your asshole pucker, doesn't she?

2) Damnit, the exit exam is really making my asshole pucker!

3) The Patriots being in the Super Bowl finals can make one's asshole pucker, but it certainly doesn't pucker mine!

by Weeger January 21, 2008

cotton-picker

A racist slur to represent a black person, or person of African heritage......this word is used because in the Age of Our Founding Fathers, when blacks were slaves, they were known to mostly pick cotton.

"Stop picking on me you fuckin' cotton-picker!"

by Dave May 13, 2004

peckerwood

a racial name for white people , like cracker and peckerwood. A name used by other races to name a white person.

look at that smart-ass racist peckerwood .

by horuspeckerwood May 26, 2018

shit picker

someone who picks shit out of their butt.

"did you see how little billy was scratching his butt crack?" "yeah, he's a little shit picker."

by Bob May 13, 2005

Peckerdongle

A combination of the word "pecker" and "dongle," this was derived on an internet forum as a funny insult, and has been carried into everyday conversation by the people on said forum.

You don't know how to use Google to research stuff for your transcript? You are such a freakin' peckerdongle.

by Peckerdongle April 30, 2008