Noob

Just go Play Halo 3 on Xbox Live....

Betrayers (Team Killers)

People who drive enemies into your bases

People who delete your maps

annoying fags on xbox live voice mics

Anyone who wears full recon

Anyone who refuses to admit there a noob

Anyone who is a high level but sucks at the game

If you say someone sucks, and they challenge you to a 1 v. 1 and you win they are a noob, if they win, you are a noob.

You can to experience noobs in your household for a low fee of $60.00 a year with Microsoft's Xbox Live.
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Or Playstation Network for free*

*Any free service for gaming is slower and full of larger amount of noobs (PS3)

by TheOneNoob November 23, 2009

noob

1. When, during a boob job, the plastic gets replaced with nougat. Then, when the woman breast-feeds, chocolate milk comes out.

woman: Why is chocolate milk coming out?
Man: Omigod! you must have gotten a noob job!!

by userfjsldfnoilsd March 25, 2010

noob

A person who is new and bad at something. Often used in online video games.

Ahh man you suck you noob

by D3r3k May 17, 2005

noob

michael desir.

Michael Desir is a noob. Yo.

by Young Shasta November 30, 2009

Noob Toobing

In First-Person shooters, where a player (specifically a noob, hence "noob toobing") kills players using only grenade launchers, RPGs, Rocket launchers, or any other weapon considered cheap. While it is ok to do this once in a while, it considered just not right to do repeadedly.

"dude, stop noob toobing, it is retarded."

by IKilledKenny72 February 7, 2010

noob nugget

1. someone who acts like an ass, or acts annoyingly, because of their inexperience with weed.

Josh: Dude i smoked with Phil last Friday, it was his second time and he acted like such a noob nugget
Joe: Maybe next time he will be more chill about it

by 02Sombra March 2, 2010

Douche Noob

What you call when you have two gamer noobs over for a gamer party and only have two controlers. They leave you without a controler and are total noobs and dont want you to play with them on the console in your own house.

*phone call* Bring Bring Bring
"Hello?"
"Hey dude you wanna come over and play Halo Reach"
"Sounds awesome"

"Ya Im inviting the other bro too"
"Oh sweet me and him can play again and you be a dj"
"You guys are just going to Douche Noob me again?"
"We'll let you play eventually"
"Watever, nevermind dude"
"Wait what?"
Click
"Hello, watever"
Click

by TheVerdict July 14, 2011