by Tommy Haze December 26, 2011
Get the Morning Shank mug.The morning wack is a routine masturbation session that takes place every day, either before or during the morning shit or while taking a shower before work.
The morning wack may or may not be a direct result of having a morning wood, but certainly encourages the routine aspects of this session. Of course the morning wack is just one of many sessions that will take place throughout the day
The morning wack may or may not be a direct result of having a morning wood, but certainly encourages the routine aspects of this session. Of course the morning wack is just one of many sessions that will take place throughout the day
Sun shines through the window in the morning, slowly waking up John
John: Ahhh, what a beautiful day. Oh shit! What time is it?
Looks over at the alarm clock
John: Fuck! It's already 7:30 and work starts at 8. I'm not going to have time for my morning wack! Oh wait a minute...today is Saturday. Ahhh, great. Now I'll have plenty of time to look at Girls Do Porn dot com.
John: Ahhh, what a beautiful day. Oh shit! What time is it?
Looks over at the alarm clock
John: Fuck! It's already 7:30 and work starts at 8. I'm not going to have time for my morning wack! Oh wait a minute...today is Saturday. Ahhh, great. Now I'll have plenty of time to look at Girls Do Porn dot com.
by The Wackster April 4, 2013
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When one receives an early morning text from someone who wakes you up. That person is known as a morning text terrorist!
Currently in a sleep status then suddenly at 8am "beep beep" recived text from girlfriend/boyfriend "morning i love you xxxxxx" a real morning text terrorist
by Wordmaster2000 June 17, 2013
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Basically it’s a boner that comes in the morning!!
Basically it’s a boner that comes in the morning!!
My Penis: Hey good morning Jimmy
Jimmy: Why do you have to have morning wood Penis
My Penis: Just wanted to say good morning, sorry
Jimmy: But my mum’s gonna see!!!!
Jimmy: Why do you have to have morning wood Penis
My Penis: Just wanted to say good morning, sorry
Jimmy: But my mum’s gonna see!!!!
by JackyBoiBigDee April 26, 2019
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by DrJoy April 17, 2020
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Get the g’morning mug.A “good morning and god bless” is when you get your breakfast and coffee ready, just so you can eat it while taking a shit in the morning.
“Ethan! Why are you taking so long in the bathroom?”
“I’m doing a good morning and god bless.”
“Okay I’m sorry I interrupted.”
“I’m doing a good morning and god bless.”
“Okay I’m sorry I interrupted.”
by Benis_Man69 May 22, 2018
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