Red Light

A way of telling someone to be quiet, or shut up. Or it can be used a way to interrupt.

*Girl Talking Shit*
Girl 1 - OMG. She's such a slut, like I would kick her ass.
Girl 2 - I'm going to have to red light you real quick. Stop talking shit.

OR.
*Two males in fight*
Guy - Is it a scrap? Like what's good? Nize it.
Guy 2 - Nize it? RED LIGHT, RED LIGHT. Come at me then.

by IgnoranceIsBlissTHO May 3, 2012

C Light

term from adult films from "cunt light", the light source that is devoted to illuminating female genitalia

"Ron your fat ass is casting a shadow on teh c-light and we can't see Amber's meat curtains!"

by Ppt Ranger November 4, 2003

speed of light

The speed that light travels (if it doesn't say in what medium, then it implies the speed that light travels *in vacuum*) Light travels at 2.99792458E8m/s, or approximated to 3.0E8m/s, in vacuum. Due to the lazy nature of physicists, this number is commonly denoted as a constant c in calculations. The Theory of Relativity predicted that no moving object in the universe has a speed that exceeds c. Therefore, if you hear something is traveling faster than the speed of light, it's non sense.

A light-year is the distance that light can travel in a year. The speed of light is about 3.0E8m/s, and a year has 3.1536E7 seconds. Therefore, a light-year is about 9.46E15 meters.

by the guy July 25, 2004

Liberal Light

A liberal that believes in greater equality for some people and but not everyone. See Classical Liberal. Unlike Modern liberals who fought to extend rights beyond white men the Liberal Light show a uneasiness to support greater advances in democracy.

In short weak on freedom

some Liberal Lights tend to like to assume that anyone who doesn't follow their outdated form of liberalism are socialist; however that is only a weak attempt to smear Modern Liberals.

by Truth Shall Set You Free April 12, 2008

Light the candle

A polite way to describe masturbating furiously.

"Hey bro, I'm gonna run home and light the candle right quick..."

"I'm not gonna do much on vacation. Just sit on the beach, light the candle a few times.."

by Ceremonial hat December 26, 2011

Zoop a lighter

The warning label on the sides of disposable butane lighters that say "Do not keep lit for over 30 seconds" are there for a good reason. If you do, in fact, keep a lighter lit for more than 30 seconds, the flame will suck back into the lighter, making a "Zoop" sound. This will cause the lighter, with all of the remaining fuel left in it to violently explode, and can result in a serious injury. I do not encourage anybody to try this.

"Hey, look out dude! The lighters gonna Zoop on you!"

by Majickpyro September 3, 2005

LightHouse

A lighthouse is when you're lying on your back making sweet love to a black chick and you start to rotate her on that huge shaft of yours with her eyes closed - every time she makes a full revolution on that throbbing thing of yours she opens her eyes and mouth shining the way to ecstacy.

person 1: yo daawwwgg how was dat shortie last night????

person 2: mmaaaannn i lighthouse'd the shit out of dat...DDDAAAMNNNN

by Philjo_ October 5, 2012