Delicious things are heavy. 

Delicious things are heavy.

Too heavy for humans to carry, so they started dropping dead on the streets exponentially, leaving all their delicious things behind untouched.
Law.

Delicious things are heavy. They were too heavy for all human to carry, so Gian kept finding new and interesting delicious things each and every day.

Delicious things are heavy. by TheOnlyGian June 19, 2023

stunt heavy 

over the top balling or spending of money on anything

Damn lil keith gon stunt heavy with that new bentley coupe on 22 inch swangers.

stunt heavy by mijac82beatit November 17, 2009

Cow Heavy 

A description for a lady with large breasts, the origin stems from the appearance of a cow who has not lactated for an extended period of time

Captain Neckbeard of the 13th regiment was attracted to Cow Heavy ladies

Cow Heavy by The Crimson Commodore April 4, 2021

Satanic heavy metal 

A type of music that is a mixture of heavy metal and satanic rock.

How do you like satanic heavy metal?

Satanic heavy metal by Deep blue 2012 October 23, 2009

Bud heavy

The way grown men that wear boat shoes order a Budweiser at the bar while try to cope with there insecurity/ sexuality issues because they think it sounds tough. Other definitions will tell you a Budweiser is ordered this way so it’s not confused with a bud light not realizing that the person serving them knows when they ask for bud they don’t want a bud light. Other names used are bud diesel, bud longneck, or diesel.

Get this looser a bud light and I’ll take a bud heavy

Hey bra order get me a bud heavy

Bud heavy by Jojo_L_A February 4, 2018

Dropped the heavy

To take A Stinky shit and smells up the whole damn house.

Kenny Dropped the heavy man! The whole damn house stinks like shit now.

Dropped the heavy by DanzB November 6, 2007

Top Heavy 

Drunk to the point of being unable to maintain ones balance.

"I barely remember last night, did I drink a lot?"
"Dude, you were top heavy, you could barely stand up."

Top Heavy by Pelforth999 March 28, 2010