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All deaths are final.

All deaths are final.

There is no going back.

We are past the point of no return.
All deaths are final.

Once a consciousness has been killed, it is killed forever and shall not be reconstituted.
by TheOnlyGian June 11, 2023
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Witches Curse

Witches are an abomination against God.
All bad Karma is ugly.
Some Karma is uglier than others.
Witches Curse karma is the worst.
Therefore, witches must also be the ugliest.

Law.
by TheOnlyGian June 28, 2023
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All Illuminati Became Extinct

As if by Karma, magic and Law, all Illuminati became extinct and were bound to non-existence. Illuminati curses, illusions and influence ceased to exist.
All Illuminati became extinct. As a result, money curses no longer had any impact or influence on any nouns.

Law.
by TheOnlyGian June 20, 2023
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head-bobble

An unstoppable curse that Gian cast down to all the humans. The only way to pause or alleviate head-bobble was for everybody to give Gian free shit of increasing value.

Law.
Head-bobble.
I'm killing you.
Head-bobble.
by TheOnlyGian June 20, 2023
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Pride Parade

What do 9 out of 10 Pride Parade visitors enjoy?
Gang rape.
Happy Pride Parade.
All deaths are final.
by TheOnlyGian June 19, 2023
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I hope it was worth it.

I hope it was worth it.

Each and every day is The Dawn of a New Day.

There is no going back from this point forward.
I hope it was worth it.

"No, our dopamine decreases each and every day," testified the humans.

This is justice.

This is Law.

Bye, fuckers.
by TheOnlyGian June 14, 2023
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Magical Summer

A period of extreme pain and suffering for humans.
Magical Summer? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Magical Summer. No. No. No.

The End.
by TheOnlyGian June 8, 2023
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