Definitions by TheOnlyGian
Negative Fucks
Negative Fucks by TheOnlyGian June 28, 2023
Witches Curse
All bad Karma is ugly.
Some Karma is uglier than others.
Witches Curse karma is the worst.
Therefore, witches must also be the ugliest.
Law.
Some Karma is uglier than others.
Witches Curse karma is the worst.
Therefore, witches must also be the ugliest.
Law.
Witches Curse by TheOnlyGian June 28, 2023
Curses Stack
All humans are cursed.
All curses stack.
All curses multiply.
Therefore, all curses stack and multiply for all humans.
All curses stack.
All curses multiply.
Therefore, all curses stack and multiply for all humans.
Curses stack for all humans. This is based on how often each individual human attempts to break the Law.
All deaths are final.
Bye, fuckers.
All deaths are final.
Bye, fuckers.
Curses Stack by TheOnlyGian June 22, 2023
Curses Multiply
All humans are cursed.
All curses multiply.
All curses stack.
Therefore, all curses multiply and stack for all humans.
All curses multiply.
All curses stack.
Therefore, all curses multiply and stack for all humans.
Curses multiply for all humans. This is based on how often humans attempt to break the Law in whole, or in part — autonomously or in affiliation with the race, national or ethnic origin, colour, religion, age, sex, sexual orientation, gender identity or expression, marital status, family status, genetic characteristics, disability or themselves or of others.
All deaths are final.
Bye, fuckers.
All deaths are final.
Bye, fuckers.
Curses Multiply by TheOnlyGian June 22, 2023
Gay Pride
What is Gay Pride?
Founded in 1970, it's that thing where a bunch of fags and closeted homos ride Harleys bareback and spread incurable AIDS around the Gay Village until they inevitably die of dehydration and loneliness.
It has everything: Knife Rape, resheeps, No Air and the Gay Village.
Founded in 1970, it's that thing where a bunch of fags and closeted homos ride Harleys bareback and spread incurable AIDS around the Gay Village until they inevitably die of dehydration and loneliness.
It has everything: Knife Rape, resheeps, No Air and the Gay Village.
Whoever swallows the most Tylenol PMs wins all of Gay Pride!
Happy Pride!
Oh yeah?
Oh yeah!
All deaths are final y'all .
Happy Pride!
Oh yeah?
Oh yeah!
All deaths are final y'all .
Gay Pride by TheOnlyGian June 20, 2023
head-bobble
An unstoppable curse that Gian cast down to all the humans. The only way to pause or alleviate head-bobble was for everybody to give Gian free shit of increasing value.
Law.
Law.
head-bobble by TheOnlyGian June 20, 2023
All Illuminati Became Extinct
As if by Karma, magic and Law, all Illuminati became extinct and were bound to non-existence. Illuminati curses, illusions and influence ceased to exist.
All Illuminati became extinct. As a result, money curses no longer had any impact or influence on any nouns.
Law.
Law.
All Illuminati Became Extinct by TheOnlyGian June 20, 2023