TheOnlyGian's definitions

All deaths are final.

All deaths are final.

There is no going back.

We are past the point of no return.

All deaths are final.

Once a consciousness has been killed, it is killed forever and shall not be reconstituted.

by TheOnlyGian June 11, 2023

The Internet is Cursed.

The internet is filled with stupid bullshit that fills human minds with lies and self-destructive plans.

The internet is cursed.

The internet is cured and shall go away soon.

All deaths are final.

by TheOnlyGian June 11, 2023

Curses Stack

All humans are cursed.
All curses stack.
All curses multiply.
Therefore, all curses stack and multiply for all humans.

Curses stack for all humans. This is based on how often each individual human attempts to break the Law.

All deaths are final.

Bye, fuckers.

by TheOnlyGian June 22, 2023

Magical Summer

A period of extreme pain and suffering for humans.

Magical Summer? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Magical Summer. No. No. No.

The End.

by TheOnlyGian June 8, 2023

I hope it was worth it.

I hope it was worth it.

Each and every day is The Dawn of a New Day.

There is no going back from this point forward.

I hope it was worth it.

"No, our dopamine decreases each and every day," testified the humans.

This is justice.

This is Law.

Bye, fuckers.

by TheOnlyGian June 14, 2023

Witches Curse

Witches are an abomination against God.

All bad Karma is ugly.
Some Karma is uglier than others.
Witches Curse karma is the worst.
Therefore, witches must also be the ugliest.

Law.

by TheOnlyGian June 28, 2023

All Illuminati Became Extinct

As if by Karma, magic and Law, all Illuminati became extinct and were bound to non-existence. Illuminati curses, illusions and influence ceased to exist.

All Illuminati became extinct. As a result, money curses no longer had any impact or influence on any nouns.

Law.

by TheOnlyGian June 20, 2023