by TheOnlyGian June 28, 2023
Get the Negative Fucks mug.Happy Pride is a term used to denote Gay Pride festivities — that thing where you Party and Play all day until you die of dehydration and loneliness.
It has everything: catfishing, incurable AIDS, motor oil handy-j's, non-consensual penetration and Bic Lighters.
It has everything: catfishing, incurable AIDS, motor oil handy-j's, non-consensual penetration and Bic Lighters.
by TheOnlyGian June 19, 2023
Get the Happy Pride mug.All bad Karma is ugly.
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Witches Curse karma is the worst.
Therefore, witches must also be the ugliest.
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Some Karma is uglier than others.
Witches Curse karma is the worst.
Therefore, witches must also be the ugliest.
Law.
by TheOnlyGian June 28, 2023
Get the Witches Curse mug.As if by Karma, magic and Law, all Illuminati became extinct and were bound to non-existence. Illuminati curses, illusions and influence ceased to exist.
All Illuminati became extinct. As a result, money curses no longer had any impact or influence on any nouns.
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by TheOnlyGian June 20, 2023
Get the All Illuminati Became Extinct mug.All humans are cursed.
All curses stack.
All curses multiply.
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All curses stack.
All curses multiply.
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Curses stack for all humans. This is based on how often each individual human attempts to break the Law.
All deaths are final.
Bye, fuckers.
All deaths are final.
Bye, fuckers.
by TheOnlyGian June 22, 2023
Get the Curses Stack mug.It's that thing where — as if by magic — humans keep providing evidence for all the nasty bullshit they've done and it becomes a chain reaction where everybody keeps joining in until there's no ambiguity left around who's guilty and who's innocent.
Law.
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Resheeps is a portmanteau of the words 'receipts' and 'sheep'.
All the sheeple kept snitching and snitching on each other until they were all filled with disdain around what a nasty and vile species they were.
All the sheeple kept snitching and snitching on each other until they were all filled with disdain around what a nasty and vile species they were.
by TheOnlyGian June 19, 2023
Get the Resheeps mug.What is Gay Pride?
Founded in 1970, it's that thing where a bunch of fags and closeted homos ride Harleys bareback and spread incurable AIDS around the Gay Village until they inevitably die of dehydration and loneliness.
It has everything: Knife Rape, resheeps, No Air and the Gay Village.
Founded in 1970, it's that thing where a bunch of fags and closeted homos ride Harleys bareback and spread incurable AIDS around the Gay Village until they inevitably die of dehydration and loneliness.
It has everything: Knife Rape, resheeps, No Air and the Gay Village.
Whoever swallows the most Tylenol PMs wins all of Gay Pride!
Happy Pride!
Oh yeah?
Oh yeah!
All deaths are final y'all .
Happy Pride!
Oh yeah?
Oh yeah!
All deaths are final y'all .
by TheOnlyGian June 20, 2023
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