Delicious things are heavy.

Delicious things are heavy.

Too heavy for humans to carry, so they started dropping dead on the streets exponentially, leaving all their delicious things behind untouched.
Law.
Delicious things are heavy. They were too heavy for all human to carry, so Gian kept finding new and interesting delicious things each and every day.
by TheOnlyGian June 19, 2023
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All deaths are final.

All deaths are final.

There is no going back.

We are past the point of no return.
All deaths are final.

Once a consciousness has been killed, it is killed forever and shall not be reconstituted.
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The Internet is Cursed.

The internet is filled with stupid bullshit that fills human minds with lies and self-destructive plans.
The internet is cursed.

The internet is cured and shall go away soon.

All deaths are final.
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HTML Backwards

HTML Backwards is just The Internet with permanent and unrepairable brain damagestraight forward Karma.
HTML Backwards.
400 Error
402 Error
404 Error
502 Error
501 Error
429 Error
404 Error
308 Redirect
500 Error
451 Error
End./
End/
/End

Bye, Fuckers.
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Gay Pride

What is Gay Pride?

Founded in 1970, it's that thing where a bunch of fags and closeted homos ride Harleys bareback and spread incurable AIDS around the Gay Village until they inevitably die of dehydration and loneliness.

It has everything: Knife Rape, resheeps, No Air and the Gay Village.
Whoever swallows the most Tylenol PMs wins all of Gay Pride!

Happy Pride!

Oh yeah?
Oh yeah!

All deaths are final y'all .
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Negative Fucks

If I were to add up all the fucks I give about you and your bullshit, I'd have negative fucks.
by TheOnlyGian June 28, 2023
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I hope it was worth it.

I hope it was worth it.

Each and every day is The Dawn of a New Day.

There is no going back from this point forward.
I hope it was worth it.

"No, our dopamine decreases each and every day," testified the humans.

This is justice.

This is Law.

Bye, fuckers.
by TheOnlyGian June 14, 2023
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