Gui Germast

To define a situation or object of your desire. i.e. Whatever you feel

The floor is Gui Germast.

by HeadcrabSappinMySentry?!?! July 5, 2009

Guy on the couch

When you are in an odd-numbered person situation and everyone else pairs off to do something fun (usually sex) and you're left by yourself on the couch to watch t.v., play video games, eat leftovers, do something not as fun as everyone else. In horror movies, this character is usually the first one to die to demonstrate how the monster works.

"Hey man! How was the party last night?"

"Sucked, bro. I was the only single guy there and everyone else was paired off and fucking in the bedrooms by 11. I was the guy on the couch eating cold pizza and watching Matlock reruns by myself."

by Big Danny T January 27, 2014

Guy dawson

Pulling a "Guy Dawson" is known as going into a club, bar, or any place of entertainment, and attempting to sleep with a numerous amount of the opposite sex, usually ending in dissapointment, or the most unnattractive of the opposite gender in ones bed the next day. The reason it is called a "guy dawson" is because it is usually attempted by guys, i.e. men and dawson because of the lameness of the lead character from dawsons creek. It essentially translates as "dude lame"

"oh man have you been watching terry?hes been cracking on some fine ass bitches but they just push him away, now look at that uggo hes with, man hes pulling a guy dawson!"

by every cloud March 10, 2009

the four guys

four bros who fuck shit up literally and crush nattys all day long

Did you see the four guys? They are so badass.

by Tsunami1&2 December 14, 2010

Ray Guy

The term "Ray Guy" is used to describe a unattractive man that is dating, married, hooking up, or otherwise attached to a much more attractive female. This term comes from a kicker in the National Football League, Ray Guy, who would punt the ball so far downfield that he has effectively outkicked his coverage. Some might consider being called a "Ray Guy" to be an insult while others wear their "ray guy" with pride.

Did you see that dudes wife? Man, he's Ray Guy!

by Mr. Albertville June 13, 2013

unserious guy

Someone who lacks the ability to be serious.

Jes is a terrible gm, he’s an unserious guy

by Dave Summersby November 23, 2022

Stoner Guy

That one weird guy that walks around the city looking like he's stoned all the time.

"Sup?"
"I just saw Stoner Guy again"
"Again?"
"Yeah man, I see him all the time"

by Branop November 10, 2011