gum bone

Is a person with weak but flexible bone structure.

" Look at this gum bone , he can't pick up that box,but somehow he can fit in the box"

by Hdj February 20, 2008

eschewing gum

Spongy sticky stuff that you munch ad nauseam in order to help you avoid some unwise habit or procedure. Nicorette comes to mind as an example.

Violette Beauregard had a gum-chewing obsession; I suppose that there is a special gum to help someone with that addiction, but what good would chewing gum-eschewing gum do to sure your gum-chewing addition if it means that you're still chewing gum???

by QuacksO April 10, 2019

Chewing Gum

Chewing a Vegestable's Anus, and describing the detail to their family, making sure to tape the reaction.

"The elderly home won't let me in anymore for Chewing Gum"

by KittyCatDestroyer1982 September 23, 2023

Juicy Fruit Gum

Shit doesn't last very long

Mike: "Hey Jimmy, want some Juicy Fruit Gum?"
Jimmy: "Hell no. It loses flavor in two minutes. Got any Trident?"

by OnlyLoveMyBedAndMyMommaImSorry April 22, 2021

getting off on those healthy gums

When a dentist flosses and masturbates at the same time.

"getting off on those healthy gums, hell yea!"

by SmoontyLoverLexi May 31, 2017

GUM STICK

A word two virgins use as a code word for borrowing stuff from the store

Yo dude let’s go gum stick a jar of car max

by Slayyyyyyy24322132 April 30, 2022

Fuzzy gum

When you blow a bubble of gum in class but forget you're still masked and the gum collects the fuzz from the inside of your mask and makes it taste fuzzy.

"Damn, my fuzzy gum is so fuzzy after I blew that bubble!"

by Weather Report December 10, 2021