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Watermelon Sugar

A delicacy where you fuck a watermelon by cutting a hole to the center and eventually cumming inside, giving the watermelon that extra sweetness when slicing it open and eating on a hot summer day

Finn: "Hey Mark, ya want some Watermelon Sugar? It'll cool you down after being in the sun all day."
Mark: "Yea, that sounds good."

by OnlyLoveMyBedAndMyMommaImSorry April 22, 2021

Juicy Fruit Gum

Shit doesn't last very long

Mike: "Hey Jimmy, want some Juicy Fruit Gum?"
Jimmy: "Hell no. It loses flavor in two minutes. Got any Trident?"

by OnlyLoveMyBedAndMyMommaImSorry April 22, 2021

She made fuckin BeEeeeEEAAAaNNnnSsSss WTF!!

You will typically say this phrase when you come home from a long day of work and are looking forward to a grand feast of Terriyaki Chicken and Pineapple Rice to be prepared by your beautiful wife when she had unexpectedly whipped up a big pot of beans for both of you to chow down on.

They buggin' bro. When I... bro, bro, bro. She made fuckin BeEeeeEEAAAaNNnnSsSss WTF!!

by OnlyLoveMyBedAndMyMommaImSorry April 22, 2021