ass-for-glass

N.

a homo-sexual drug addict who entertains anal-sex purely for the procurement of crystal-meth

-usually bareback.

"That Ricky bloke is a Jerk-off, he's a bottom-feeder who does ass-for-glass"

by musclenugget September 11, 2016

raising my glass

many cultures practise bonding over drinking, similar to the peace pipe of plains indians of north america. the point is not to get blotto. delirious. comatose. rather to find a level of energised, spirited (see also spirits!) togetherness in the moment. fully aware that it will never be back the same way!
(also compare with alcoholism which is an illness)

I was minding my business when i realised i was raising my glass to you. do you ever get the feeling that today will be gone tomorrow, how time flies, and how we should appreciate what we have? Coz i do)

by Krkič October 9, 2020

glasses

Something smart people usually wear.

Bob: I got new glasses!
Tom: You got smart?!

by Magik November 26, 2004

Glass Bottom Boat

When one puts seran wrap on anothers face, poking holes for respiration, and taking a dump on the others face with the seran wrap still on there face. The seran wrap acting as a "Glass Bottom".

Jack performed a glass bottom boat on jon after jon fell asleep.

by Nick We July 22, 2007

glass belly button

vision portal for the clueless person

Joe's head is so far up his ass he needs a glass belly button to see.

by everythingzen December 9, 2008

Glass Bottomed Blumpkin

1. Receiving a blowjob, while taking a shit on a crystal toilet.

2. Taking a shit on a girl's face covered with plastic wrap , while receiving a blowjob at the same time.

2. A popular well drink: Tequila, Baileys, Half-&-Half and a chocolate egg served in a glass toilet mug.

Nadine gave good head, while I delivered a steamy, glass-bottomed--blumpkin on her cutesy but defiled, little face.

by Jackie Treehorn March 28, 2004

glass ceiling

A level within the managerial hierarchy beyond which very few women and minorities advance.

Women and minorities have had problems winning promotions to senior management positions due to the glass ceiling.

by gipperee September 11, 2004