evelyn is a smart sexy loving girl who works at jersey mikes. anyone who has had an evelyn in their life would be the luckiest man alive. her ass is fat and outs smiles on peoples faces when she walks in the room.
by phatpusspuss June 28, 2025
Get the evelyn mug.A girl who will smile in your face, and then talk shit right behind your back at any chance she gets. The only thing she's out for is her own social status, and you need to watch out as she's just a goblin hiding in sheep's clothes. She's the type of girl to think she walks outside pretty, but gets gifted Aquaphor because her lips are drier than the Sahara.
Sarah : "Did you see about that new Sephora lip gloss"
Evelien : "Lip gloss?"
Evelien : "What's That?"
Evelien : "Lip gloss?"
Evelien : "What's That?"
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A user on memedroid who admits she's out for attention, only attacks religion/religious people (which is legally a hate crime and harassment.
She likes to have the last word, play the victim yet she likes to play the hero when in reality she's not, play "the middle" when talking bout anything else, and use the word "cult". She's obviously very mentally ill.
She likes to have the last word, play the victim yet she likes to play the hero when in reality she's not, play "the middle" when talking bout anything else, and use the word "cult". She's obviously very mentally ill.
How can Evelyne not see that she's not helping her, her beliefs, or anyone who shares her beliefs? She's just making her side worse and look stupid.
by RETARD DETECTOR August 30, 2025
Get the Evelyne mug.Evelyn is such a fitting name for her; she has that calm, soothing vibe that makes you feel like she was born in the peaceful evening hours.
by Emotional Cruiser November 8, 2025
Get the Evelyn mug.n. the moment, typically with a toddler or small child, where all manic energy has been expended and seconds remain before a tantrum or nap occurs
Kid: "No thank you. I'm too tired for candy."
Mom: "Oh my, you've reached your exhaustion event horizon. Let's get you to bed."
Mom: "Oh my, you've reached your exhaustion event horizon. Let's get you to bed."
by FoxHart October 21, 2010
Get the exhaustion event horizon mug.Noun. Anything that comes in the form of a phonr call or text. The receiver that is made aware of the significant event does not make any verbal reaction. Rather, upon receiveing the phone call/text, their face becomes nervous and is followed by a series of 2 to 7 twitches of the left eye. The person then proceeds to get their ass off the couch and takes action.
(text of significant event): Dude, sum grandpa jus jacked ur Camaro from outta ur driveway.
recipient: (Twitches, stutters, and bolts out the front door)
recipient: (Twitches, stutters, and bolts out the front door)
by Bake Em Away Toys November 16, 2010
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