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by Mokumu July 21, 2020

strategic drunk

A person who knows how to get drunk as inexpensively and efficiently as possible, with the least possible adverse side effects to their health. Such behavior may include, but not limited to: pre-drinking before clubbing, therefore having to buy less alcohol. buying drinks which have more alcohol for less money. Scoping out the bar in a club and moving in when there is little or no line. And drinking to the point of enjoyable intoxication without making oneself sick.

Sarah is a strategic drunk, she loaded up with 6 shots of martinis before even getting her pants on.

by Jimbobillybob December 9, 2008

College Drunk

Not drunk enough to black out but still pretty oblivious to one's surroundings.

Jenny was college drunk last night. She didn't even realize her boob fell out of her shirt or that Curtis was college horny enough to think it was sexy.

by hpants February 26, 2010

Don’t Do Drugs December

DDDD which stands for Don’t Do Drugs December is a very hard challenge where you can’t do any drugs for the whole month of December. Meaning you can’t smoke weed or cigarettes and you can’t take any pills. The only exception is medecine if you’re actually sick.

Shay: Ya’ll still doing Don’t Do Drugs December ? (DDDD)

Dude 1: HELL NO, I can’t last a day without doing drugs fym??

by Shay Hall ( Insta; @mtl.shay) November 10, 2019

drunk space

verb. To engage in MySpace.com activity while intoxicated. Including, but not limited to: adding people without discretion, leaving behind vulgar or extremely friendly comments, blogging.

Closely related to drunk dial.

When I drink, keep me away from the computer. I tend to be a drunk spacer.

by oak1eyman June 23, 2005

Drunk Pack

A backpack stuffed with couch pillows (or other large, soft items) worn by overly-intoxicated individuals to ensure the prevention of inhaling vomit while passed out. This pack is generally applied by the user's less-drunk, responsible peers.

"Damnit! Taylor is wasted, don't you think he might inhale his vomit and die while passed out?"

"No man, let's just put the drunk pack on him"

by iGoHam April 18, 2010

lunch drunk

When you have huge meal at lunch and are comletely useless when you go back to work.

Jarek was so lunch drunk that afternoon he could barely form a sentance

by rostafer January 14, 2009