ditchertation

a ditched Ph.D. dissertation

One cannot successfully defend a ditchertation.

by Doos Jarus January 5, 2021

Ditch pig

A dirty 'ol unattractive you would take home from the pig scramble when the bar closes

Did you really take down that ditch pig from the bar last night?

by Jabroni37 February 5, 2021

Doochie

Dog coochie

Mom: You know Tj be running off after female dogs
Daughter: Yeah! To get some Doochie

by LocalFavorite221 March 14, 2021

Ditching

To have sex in a ditch

I fucked a girl in a ditch the other day, I was ditching long into the night

by Smedge April 16, 2021

Ditch Dragger

A Ditch Dragger suffers from poor eyesight and a terrible sense of direction, especially in familiar territory. At least once a year, the ditch dragger will crash a perfectly good truck into a drain that has been there for years.
The Ditch dragger is particularly common on farms, and usually has a proclivity for molesting innocent farm animals.

"fuck me, did you see what that clown did this time? what a fucking ditch dragger!"

by Group_Shaggalong April 28, 2021

Ditch Wine

Liquor of such poor quality that it should be consumed while in a ditch because you will inevitably end up in one anyway

All he could afford was some ditch wine.

Well liquor is ditch wine.

by Marchaverage May 4, 2021

dochii

Do hi means a proper sl*t and doesn’t give a sh*t about you or anything.

Person A:oh my she is so annoying and bratty
Person B:you mean a dochii

Person A:YES such a big dochii

by Bright sunshine May 22, 2021