Definitions by Jabroni37

Ditch pig 

A dirty 'ol unattractive you would take home from the pig scramble when the bar closes

Did you really take down that ditch pig from the bar last night?

Ditch pig by Jabroni37 February 5, 2021

Scatty wompas 

When a person, place, or situation get unnecessarily wild.

Man, your mom gets right scatty wompas when she gets on the liquor.

Scatty wompas by Jabroni37 February 5, 2021