dolphin

someone who is ugly af and dumb as fuck

teacher: what percentile do your parents want you to get in the sat?
student1: 142th or 175th percentile

student2: damn she is a dolphin

by ooby24 May 22, 2016

Dolphin Squad

When ur hanging with out with your gal pals and you're all so ugly that you slightly resemble a pod of dolphins

Karen- " wow they sure hang out a lot !"
Gabby- " a TRUEE. Dolphin squad ! "

by A11is0nadair July 18, 2016

Dolphinating

The act a professional swimmer dies while under the water, after the initial dive.

Kathleen Baker was dolphinating when she dove into the water.

by B055REDNECK August 7, 2016

Dolphicorn

a beautiful magestic creature found in the realms of Magical Land.... it is a hybrid of a dolphin and a unicorn.

Oh my god! did you see that dolphicorn flying out of the water!

by DeeTheDolphin2468 October 28, 2016

Dolphin Laugh

When you drop an uncle stinky that erupts out of the water and bobs around doing tricks to the point where your asshole makes a dolphin sound like "aaaaaaaaAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAaaaAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

See also: uncle stinky

I just had the best dolphin laugh!

by Jockstar25 April 21, 2017

dolphin

A dolphin is a creature of the whater type, it specializes in bombing the land of the Japanese with its partner Whale
Its preferred method of transportation is a Boeing B-29 "Superfortress"

And its favorite dish is the salty tears of its enemys

Fuka u whale and fuka u dolphin

by aka A.K June 9, 2017

Dolphin State

When your dick is not entirely hard but not completely flaccid either. An in between state where the length of your shlong is clear but it doesn't seem like you're hard. The perfect state to show off your length without being clear you are attempting to show off.

Grant: Hey look at this photo of my willy
Frank: Nice length dude but this is obviously in your Dolphin State you show-off!

by Dolphin Guy August 4, 2017