donking

(1) The action of randomly hitting someone over the head with a ping-pong paddle.
(2) What big donkeys do to make little donkeys.
(3) The act of screwing someone for money -derived from bonking, which is the act of screwing someone for fun. This type of donking is very common in the world of professional boxing.

(1) Stop donking me with that paddle.
(2) No need to be graphic here.
(3) Jeff Fenech and Mike Tyson have both been victims of donking during their boxing careers.

by spiderdan July 18, 2005

deep dicking-it

Rough sex. Dicking-it is one word.

Stevie: You get up in that tang last night?
Joseph: Yea son I was deep dicking-it

by E.S.M. January 14, 2008

dicking around

fucking arnd

i was dicking arnd in her pussy

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

dicking around

To dick around. to perform risky or stupid actions for fun or to improve social status within a group. often for teenage boys dicking round is a hobby.

"look at those kids dicking around"

by Anonymous October 29, 2003

Dorking-Off

The act of refusing to go out with friends in order to play a game you've developed a child-like fascination with.

These games include::

World of Warcraft
Any Anime/Ninja Game
Guitar Hero
Rockband
Halo
Call of Duty

Example.

guy #1="hey is chris gonna come with us?"

guy #2="Nah he said he was gonna stay home and level up his level 8 death knight."

guy #1="What a douche! We're out here chasing tail and hes on his couch in his spongebob boxers dorking-off with a headset on!"

by LorenaBobbitImaCutYaDickOff September 5, 2009

donking

when you fuck a donkey

#donking

by Fred is shitty= November 1, 2019

commence dicking

Normally muttered by section/ fire team commander before going into an attack. Can also be used to signify the start of a particularly ridiculous social antic, or any other event worthy of the aphorism.

Right lads, target at 100, straight ahead. Commence dicking!

by superfunhappytimes February 17, 2010